The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

Shit Going Down

Warning: Stupid Decisions because Tsubaki likes to underestimate her own opponent.

     "Are you serious about this...?"

     "Yes."

     "Then why are we inside a fucking tree!?"

     "You said that you wanted to hide!"

     "Not all up in your Mokuton and shit! They're almost like tentacles and everyone knows what happens in a hentai with tentacles."

     "What the actual hell."

    "And not to mention... Let's not question the big-ass tree that literally just grew out of the ground. Huh, I can see it from the village... What the actual hell? What the hell are you doing?!"

    "Are you guys done?" Sakura asked, sweatdropping.

    "No!" Team Sarutobi chorused at the same time.

    What they had done from the start was follow the Team nearby without them spotting them. Of fucking course, Naruto had to go to the bathroom and Hashirama got so scared and compromised their location.

    Oh, guess what?

    HERE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING TREE.

     If that doesn't scream Mokuton, then she didnt' know what did. 

     "Tsubaki... Stop, " Sasuke muttered aloud, not speaking in his sacred Uchiha language for once in so many chapters.

     She huffed in annoyance and set the tree on fire, gasping in surprise, "Oops?"

     "That's only going to bring in more attention!" 'Genma' exclaimed.

     "Actually, no. People will try to avoid this area because... I don't know... They'll think that a massive fight broke out. We should still move though. Scavengers might come, thinking that the victor will be weak. Not to mention him."

     Turning serious, he nodded, "Right. Team 7, we need to get you guys to safety."

     "Safety, why?" Sakura questioned.

     "Well..."

     There was a huge boom. "I guess he's already fucking here."

     Looking around, Tsubaki grit her teeth in annoyance, "Trust me... You guys aren't ready for him. Let the Senju and I handle him."

     "So... " Sakura drawled dazedly, "He really is the first Hokage?"

     A simple nod was all that it took. "He's an idiot, but he still is powerful."

     She sideways glanced at Naruto, who just stared blankly ahead, almost ignoring her. Dammit! I can't lose focus now!

     "I'll handle offense. You can do support." She sprinted off toward her opponent before Hashirama could protest. The Mokuton user cursed in the background, growing branches for her to hop on and move faster. 

     Flipping off the branch, she pulled her sword out of the scroll and striked downwards, watching as he moved with ease to dodge it. "You really are like a snake."

     He pretended to not see her, "Wood release... But I don't believe that he is one of my exxxperimentsssss."

     When she saw that she wasn't being seen as a worthy opponent, her eyes changed into her Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan. "Huh, I don't believe that you are an actual grass nin or genin."

     Summoning up some amaterasu, she yelled, "Get your asses moving! I'm not going to let him get to you guys but I can't really kill him."

     "But we haven't gotten our scroll yet..." the pinkette mumbled.