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IMAGINE: BOYPREN MO SI CALUM

((like as in the actual Scottish-kiwi Calum Hood so bale pinoy ka at sya forenjer hohoho))

It’s time na para ipakilala mo si Calum sa parents mo…

Sa bahay nyo…

YOU: “Ma and Pa, this is Calum Hood. My boyfriend.”

MOTHER: “Nice to meet you, Calum.”

CALUM: “Nice to meet you too, Mrs. [Your surname]”

FATHER: “Sooooo………Taga saan ka?”

CALUM: “What?”

FATHER: “TAGA SAAN KA?”

CALUM: “WHAT?”

FATHER: “TAGA SAAN KA PUTA @#$&+/@$??!!?!!?!!11!!1!”

CALUM: “WHAT??!!?!?!!?!11?!?!1!!?!

FATHER: “ANONG WHAT? WATWATIN KITA NG WALIS TAMBO!”

YOU: “PUTANGINA TAY!!! TAGA AUSTRALIA TO!!!”

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OK GUYS EWAN KO BA KASI INI-IMAGINE KO TO KANINA SA SIMBAHAN EWAN KO NA TALAGA SA SARILI KO ALAM KONG CORNY PERO GEH TUMAWA KAYO PLES HAHAHAHAHAHA EKSDI BYE

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