Twisted - Tangled Limbs Sequel (Shannon Leto Fanfiction)

Chapter 47

(Trigger Warnings:  Language and Sexual Content.)

(Missi's POV)

We stopped by Inez's apartment and she and Brittany changed clothes. I fell asleep on the way to Chelsea's and was a little groggy when we arrived.

'Surprise!' Chelsea exclaimed when she answered the door, followed by a handful of confetti in my face.

'It's not New Year's Chels.' I said lifelessly as Inez and Brittany chuckled.

'No, but it is your bridal shower.' She said whipping me in the door.

'Remember us?' One of the two women seated in the living room exclaimed.

'Oh my God! How long has it been?' I said greeting them.

Their names were Molly and Reya and I'd met them went I visited Chelsea once. They'd accompanied us to the club the night Shannon and I got to know each other.

'We wanted to join in wishing you well, especially since we were there for the initial encounter.'

'That wasn't actually the initial encounter. I didn't want to embarrass her any more than she already was at the time. She'd fallen for him before the club so to speak. She literally fainted at his feet a few days before then. And they ended up falling for each other.' Chelsea snickered.

'You just love to embarrass me, don't you?' I asked Chelsea.

'I think it's romantic.' Inez said dreamily.

'Open this for me.' She said handing a bottle of champagne to Brittany. 'I've never been very good at wrestling these suckers open.'

'Wow...the good stuff.' Brittany said eagerly.

We had hors d'oeuvres and sipped champagne as music from the 80's and 90's played in the background, including George Michael whom Chelsea and I thought was a real charmer back then. Chelsea had chosen a few traditional bridal shower games to play, but they soon switched to something cruder. The prizes weren't the traditional kind in my opinion, either that or I wasn't familiar with current trends.

'Did you get a little wonky before you visited the joy toy store?' I asked Chelsea.

'I guess you could say Brittany and I had a drink or two that day before we had the courage to go in there.' She replied holding a large pink dildo of all things.

I forfeited my prize of glow-in-the-dark condoms without explanation since I doubted they'd fit Shannon. Brittany obviously knew why since Shannon and Jared shared some physical characteristics. She grinned and then tossed them in Inez's lap. Inez shrieked as if someone had flung a dead animal instead and hesitated before picking them up and setting them aside.

We played a version of pin the tail on the donkey, only the donkey was a life-size poster of a very handsome, muscular man who wasn't lacking anything but his appendage. The object was to attempt to pin said appendage on him after being blindfolded and spun around a few times.

'Look how she's holding it.' Brittany whispered as Inez made her approach. 'Go for it girl. Mr. Dingles needs the rest of his junk.' Brittany laughed as she took a video.

None of us got it quite right and we laughed heartily at Mr. Dingles' unfortunate displacement each time.

'Time for cake.' Chelsea said.

We all gathered around the table and Chelsea sat me down in front of it to blow out the candles. The tallest item on the cake was a somewhat lifelike version of an erect penis.

'Okay Missi, lean in and blow that sucker.' Chelsea said.

This shower had definitely turned into a group of truckers tossing off-color remarks, but I rolled my eyes and played along. I'd taken a deep breath and started blowing on the candles when the penis exploded, leaving me with whipped cream frosting on my face.