Life is Life

KAKASHI?!

I don't know where the fuck I am. I couldn't find the bathroom in the hallway so I decided to come down stairs and look and now I am lost. I was trying to find the kitchen which I thought was down stairs and you just walk straight, but apparently I was wrong because I think I'm walking in circles.

I can't seem to find a single person. I thought this place would have a bunch of people walking around it has to take more than one person to clean this whole house. Clearly it gets cleaned because there isn't a speck of dust anywhere. Not on the stair railings not on the TV tops.

I opened every door I saw, I literally just need the bathroom and worst of all. I can't find a single stair case! Where the fuck am I? Why is there so many halls and turns? I just want to pee!

I stopped standing in the middle of no where and started walking down the hall, when I reached the end I spotted a door that resembled the kitchen door. Perfect! I quickly opened the door and saw Yamato cooking at the stove.

"Yamato!" He jumped and quickly turned around.

"Naruto, what brings you here?" he tried to play it off like he didn't just jump and probably piss his pants.

"I'm lost, I just need the bathroom" Yamato nodded and pointed the way.

"The bathroom is right next to the stair way. You cant miss it" Is that a challenge? I bet I can miss it.

"Thank You" I opened the floppy kitchen door and walked out, I had a clear view of the front I could leave right now. I started walking the small hall, closer to the stairs I took up to Sasukes room. I heard the front open. I'm scared.

I am in direct view, I looked at the person who just walked in. Grey hair, mask.

"KAKASHI!?" I yelled. He looked up and had a curious look on his face. I walked towards him.

"Are you trying to rob this house?" I asked I mean, he probably could if he didn't get lost. like I said no one is here.

"No, why are you-"

"Are you in the wrong house?" I interrupted him, surely hes in the wrong house. This is Sasuke's house. Not a teachers.

"No, I am sure this is my house." He looked around and smiled at me "Wheres Sasuke?" I don't know what to say, why is Kakashi here? No wonder Sasuke and the others looked like they knew him. He's Sasukes guardian?

"Uh, he's um upstairs" I finally got my words to form and leave my mouth. This is definitely a first I've never been in this situation and I guess this is why Sasuke wanted to work at my house.

"Naruto" I looked up towards the stairs, Sasuke was standing there. Not amused, he was glaring at me and honestly, this is not my fault. He should've just got up and showed me to the bathroom!

"Why are you down stairs?" I could feel the sweat in my arm pits it was making them itch.

"Well, funny story actually." I looked back at him just to make sure he was listening "I got lost" Sasuke sighed and started walking down the stairs. I backed away a bit.

"I told you it was down the hall" I nodded my head, he did indeed tell me that.

"You didn't tell me which direction! This house is too big!" Sasuke nodded his head. Apparently he agreed with me.

"I forgot, you're an idiot" Oh yeah, I almost forgot Sasuke is an asshole.

"Well, you already know Kakashi" I nodded and smiled at Kakashi, he smiled back.

"Tomorrow you can tell me and my friends more about my grandfather!" Kakashi nodded his head and smiled before taking his other shoe off and walking.

"Will you be staying for dinner Naruto?" I looked at my phone. 6:16

"Ah I should start walking home actually I don't want it to get too dark" Kakashi turned around he looked baffled.

"Don't you live on the other side of town?" I nodded my head, which is why I need to leave now....

"Nonsense, you can stay the night" I know for a fact they both could see the fear in my face.

"No, that's okay really I should go" Kakashi continued to shake his head,
"I'll call your parents and tell them where you are"

I slowly nodded my head, there seemed to be no way out of this. I don't want to stay in this haunted house!

"I'll go tell Yamato we have an extra guest, I assume Neji and Gaara are staying for dinner"

Sasuke nodded his head, wonderful as if this couldn't get anymore awkward. Now I have to eat dinner with these people and stay in this haunted house.

Sasuke grabbed my hand and led me up the stairs, I felt my face start to heat up from the sudden gesture. This is weird and my hands are really sweaty, why is he holding my hand. I can walk.

We walked up the stair and down past his bedroom, oh you see I turned the wrong direction. We stopped outside of the bathroom.

"I'll wait here just in case you somehow lose all sense of direction again."

I shook my head and glared, man hes always such a sarcastic piece of shit.

I shut the door to the bathroom.