5 Seconds Of Summer Imagines

Bad Jokes

Calum

Y/N's POV:

"Hey Y/N. Why do white girls walk in odds?" Calum stifles his giggle and urges me to ask him. "Hmm. I don't know, why?" I cock my head to the side. "Because they can't even!" He bursts out laughing, and repeatedly slams his hand on the table. "Oh my glob that is hilarious Cal! I just, wow I did not see that coming!" I laugh and fall on the floor, meaning to land on my face. "What? I'd like to see you come up with a better one." He challenges, well then, challenge accepted. I get up from the floor and sit on the table. "What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshot?" I ask, Calum looks at me and asks what. "Cellfies. Huh? Huh?" I laugh and wiggle my shoulders, that is just too funny. I stare at his confused face and sigh. "What? I don't get it." He shrugs. "It's spelled c-e-l-l-f-i-e-s. Get it?" I explain, that made the joke terrible. Calum's nose scrunches up before laughing, "I'll admit, that would've been funnier if you didn't have to spell it." I look at him with a smug look, "It was already funny. What's funny is that you needed someone to explain the joke before you got it." He looks at me and starts laughing uncontrollably. "It wasn't that funny Y/N. But keep trying." He pats my shoulder and walks away to wherever. "This isn't over Cal!" I scream and go to the kitchen. I hop on the table and get an apple. "Sure babe." He yells back and walks over to me, putting his arms beside me. Cal leans in and I lean in too. He dodges my lips and takes a bite of my apple. "Tasty apple. You should try it." He grabs my apple and walks away yet again. I scrunch my eyebrows together, and take a running start before I jump on his back, "My apple!" I yell and attempt to take the apple back. When I think we're about to fall he swings me to the couch and climbs on top of me. "It's my apple now Y/N." He smiles and takes another bite. Dang, he takes really big bites. "It was my apple and there's no more Cal." I whine and he stuffs the apple in my mouth. "I hate you." I mumble and take the apple in my hand. "You love me." He whispers and kisses me, finally. "The apple doesn't taste as good as these." He traces my lips with his thumb. I giggle and pull his face down for another kiss.

Luke

Y/N's POV:

"Y/N, Y/N, Y/N, listen to me!" Luke pokes me on my cheek for the hundredth time, and I finally look at him. I was reading 'Eleanor&Park' and it's such a good book. I was where Park would give her his comic books on the bus and it was too sweet. "What do you want?" I ask and put my bookmark in the page. I put it on the table beside the bed, and look at his blue eyes. "Did you hear me?" He asks and waves his hand in front of my face. "Sorry." I mutter, anyone could get lost in his eyes. I drown in them every time I get a glimpse of them, they remind me of the ocean when it sparkles when the sun hits it. "Umm, what's the cheese that you can't have? Wait!" He yells when I give him a confused look. "What's the cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!" His smile grows when he finishes his joke and I laugh because he said it wrong. "How did you mess up when you said it once already?" I chuckle at my dorky boyfriend. "I don't know." Luke shrugs his shoulders and tilts my chin. "It was funny anyway babe." I peck his lips and get back to my book. I'm on the part when Eleanor stops Park from fighting when I feel Luke staring at me. I sigh and close my book once again, "Yes?" I ask. "That's all I get?" He pouts, I roll my eyes and peck his lips once more. I guess he isn't having that because he pulls me down by my neck and kisses me again. I smile when I feel his cold lip ring brush my bottom lip. I love his lip ring so much, the way he plays with it and when he smiles he bites down on it. Ugh, he can be a bad boy and the next second he can be like a giant teddy bear. Luke kisses down my neck and sucks on my sweet spot. My breathe hitches and I let out a moan. "Luke wait." I put my hands on his chest, "I have to I finish my book." He frowns at me and climbs on top of me, holding both my hands in one of his large ones. "But I want you." He seductively says and kisses my lips. I gasp at the sudden contact and he slips his tongue in at the opportunity. After a few minutes of making out I pull apart and smile. "That was nice." I say and wrap my arms around his torso, laying my head on my chest. "Better than your book?" He asks and I chuckle. "Close." I look up and touch his nose, he grabs my hand and kisses it. "You're sweet Luke." I say and bite my lip. "I try just for you baby girl." Luke whispers.

Michael

Y/N's POV:

I walk in my shared apartment with my boyfriend and throw my bag on the floor. I slip my shoes off and plop on the couch. I stare at the blank t.v. and sigh multiple times. My boss just flirted with me and I cussed him off before I stormed out the building. If I get fired tomorrow, I won't be surprised at all. Michael emerges from the kitchen holding a plate of pizza and sits next to me. "You okay baby girl?" He asks and pulls me to his side. "Closer." I mumble and hug his waist, he's like a fluffy unicorn with his changing hair. "That's as close as we can get." He chuckles and holds me tighter. "I had a bad day at work." I say and look at his handsome face. His eyebrow earring is so cool, makes him look tough but in reality he's a sweetheart. "Wanna talk about it?" He asks and I shake my head, "Can you tell me a joke though?" I ask and bat my eyelashes to convince him. "Alrighty then. What fruit has amnesia?" He asks. "What?" I reply, ready to hear the joke. "A pineapple... Because it's not pine at all." He finishes and I laugh. That really is funny, "You're such a dork." I say and kiss his soft, pink lips. "You love me." He mumbles and connects our lips again. "Mhhm." I swipe my tongue on his bottom lip and I can tell he's surprised. I've never been the one to start kissing, yet make the first move. I straddle his lap and battle with his tongue. We pull away a few moments later and his lips are swollen, I made that. I don't know why but I'm so proud of myself that I made his lips swollen and a darker shade of pink. "I love when you're like this." Michael says, "It's sexy." I smirk and roll my eyes, "Is that so?" I ask. "Yes Y/N, I want you to have bad days everyday now." He sips on his Pepsi bottle. "Well, let's hope not." I scoff and move to my previous spot next to him. "But then I won't get to see you act like this." He pouts, geez seeing his lips just makes me want to attack him. I turn the t.v on and turn it to Bob's Burgers, glob I love Bob's Burgers. "You're my Tina." He suddenly says and looks over to me. "Okay. You're my Jimmy Jr." I reply and peck his lips. I guess that was romantic? Anyway, my mood is way better than before. He always makes me smile, even when he is a nerd.

Ashton

Y/N's POV:

I scroll through Tumblr and reblog a few funny things. I come across a joke and I call Ashton. "Are you okay? What happened! Y/N what?" He rolls on the floor and I just look at him with my head to the side. "Which bear always knows what to do next?" I ask and jump on the bed, I'm so excited to tell it. I land on my stomach, and hold my face in my hands, groaning from the pain. "What? But... I thought..." I cut him off, "A planda!" I laugh loudly and grab my side. I look at Ashton when he doesn't laugh with me. "You know, the saddest part about telling a joke is when you're the only one laughing." I criss-cross and put my chin on the palm of my hand. "Sorry. It was just unexpected, y'know?" He gets up from the floor and sits next to me. "But yeah, it was funny." He smiles to comfort me. "I bet it was." I grab my phone and go back to scrolling through Tumblr. My phone gets taken away and I make an inhuman noise. "My phone!" I groan and tackle Ash to the floor. He softens my landing and he lifts my phone above his head. "Give. Me. My. Phone." I say between breaths, trying to act tough. "Wait, I wanna see what you post." He scrolls down and I hide my face in his chest. Let's just say I was the kind of person who always posted pictures of Ash. Don't blame me, I was a fangirl over him before we got together. We met through Calum, he's my friend and I guess we were pretty close. When I first saw Ashton, I fell head over heels for him. His personality won me over, and his talents are a bonus. "I would go on a date with Ash over the hottest guy in class?" He reads and I feel heat rush to my cheeks. "That's nothing, just ignore it." I mumble and snatch the phone from him when he was too distracted thinking about the post. "What was that?" He smirks and fixes his red bandana. "I said nothing." I delete as much as I can before he takes my phone again. "Ash give me my phone." I groan and jump on his back, his left arm supporting me up. "You have a picture of Calum's butt Y/N!" He screams and deletes the post himself. "I told you to ignore it." I mutter under my breath and get my phone back, for the second time tonight. I log off before he goes back on and turn it off for safety measures. "Enough of that." I say and smile up at him, I bite my upper lip from laughing at his face. He knits his eyebrows together and puts his hand on his hip. "You have his butt." Ash whispers and walks out the room.

Hey guys! I hope you guys like it. It's 3:51 a.m and I have school, ugh. Please vote and comment what you think and want me to do next. Xx