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by duhitsray

by duhitsray

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You threw your head back in a fit of laughter. Clutching your stomach you doubled over in laughter.

"Are you serious Ed" you said breathless
"Yeah she was like "this is a great product" and my dumb ass believed it" Edwin explained
"She was prolly just really mesmerized by your looks" you shrugged
"Really-

The door opened and closed, cutting Edwin off as you both looked to see Austin and Zion walk in.

"I was looking like a straight up bean" Edwin continued
"Ion think girls would comment "daddy" under the pictures of a guy who looks like a 'bean'" you said cocking an eyebrow
"Okay okay, I am a whole ass papi" Edwin blushes

(^^literally me. I am the O.G daddy and ain't nobody gon' say shittt)

"Hey you two" Zion said
"Sup dreads, hey babe" you greeted

Austin turned to give you a cold look before heading upstairs

"Woah, what was that" you asked shocked
"Someone piss on his pizza?" Edwin chuckles
"Yeah" Zion said "you"
"What?!" You asked
"Can you not see what is wrong with this picture?" Zion said featuring to you and Edwin

You were sitting next to Edwin on the couch with your legs sprawled on top of his.

"He can't seriously be jealous" you said rolling your eyes
"Well sis" Zion said sitting on the opposite couch "he sure is"

You sighed before following Austin. You opened the door to see his face buried in your pillow. You smiled before moving to sit next to him.

"Austin babe, you Okay" you asked playing with his hair
"Mmh" he hummed
"I know you're lying hun" you said
"Really! What gave it away? The one word answer or the fact that i didn't acknowledge your presence?" Austin asked sarcastically
"Okay funny man, what's wrong?" You asked removing your hand and crossing your legs

Austin looked at you before answering you

"After skating I expect to find my girlfriend ready to cuddle with me but instead I find her having a jolly good time without me and with my bandmate!" Austin huffed
"Ausssie bear" you smiled
"Look it's bad enough he sings half the songs, can I just have my girlfriend to myself" Austin asked
"Okay how can I make it up to you?" You asked
"Make him untouch your thigh" Austin said sternly

You blinked a couple of times before laughing

"You've gotta be shitting me" you said
"Nope, or go shower. I'm not touching your Edwin infested self" he shrugged
"Austin are you serious" you asked bewildered
"As global warming" he said

You sighed before walking to the bathroom and taking a long shower.

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I am crap tired. It's literally not every funny

Buttt

I FINISH EXAMS NEXT WEEK AND THEN I GET TO BRAID NY HAIR WHATEVER COLOUR I DESIRE SOOOOO

COMMENT SOME COLOURS CUASE IDK WHAT COLOUR TO BRAID💀😂

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-Ray🤪