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B.A
You: babyyy my boobs hurt and there are no cornflakes! I just watched the Hold Up music video and I have the sudden urge to smash your piano set...
Nick: you might not wanna do that...
You: shit! Sorry Thicolas!
Nick: 😂😂totally fine! And a warm pack works for the boobs
You: do I even wanna know how you know?
Nick: nope...
E.H
You: Okay I finna shave the rest of your bald head if you don't fucken tell me where the fuck you put the remote!?
Austin: please don't he already looks like a hairless cat! No need to make it worse
You: crap! Soz Ports! Can you ask him tf he put the remote! Boredom is a serious disease here
Austin: it's between the couch cushions
N.M
You: can you explain to me tf the T.V is floating at the bottom of the pool Mara!!
Brandon: cause...
Brandon: "IT WAS A BAD FOUL AND YOU KNOW IT"
You: 😂😂😂day fucken made B!
Brandon: I'll get the pool noodle.
Z.K
You: Privacy just played...
You: you know what that mean right??
You: I wouldn't mind sucking your dick with ice rn daddy
Edwin: I'm just gonna act as though this didn't happen
You: 💀💀 i think that'a best for both of us.
Edwin: I couldn't agree more.
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This would be fricken awkward if it ever happened.
Tomorrow is Friday! My boyfriends parents are gonna see me and kill me cause they fucken hate me so if I do not update it's cause I'm dead
And my gravestone better say
Here lies a savage.
Or else I will haunt each and every one of y'all! 😂😂
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