Turkey Day

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IT TURKEY DAY BISHES! GO DO THE DISHES. DON'T FORGET TO FEED THE FISHES. MAKE LOTS OF WISHES.

I like rhymes.

So I woke at 9am today woot woot getting up before 11 goal achieved. I watched the Macy Day parade for turkey day. Ate some good turkey with individual corn breads and corn because yum.

Got really mad at my sister and my parents bought three smart lights so now I can go out in the living room and tell Google to make the lights magenta.

It's 11pm and I wanted to take a shower today but my sister stayed up till 10 and I don't like taking showers in the morning or before my sister is in bed so guess who is really smeely and gross rn, it me. I could fill the dead sea(or is it red seas?) With enough salty watery sweaty uncomfortableness for a year so s'all good.

Man I'm tired but not tired. I've reached that point of rambling were I don't stfu at all until I feel my anxiety tiredly slap me as it tells me I'm annoying. It's doing that rn.

HAPPY TURKEY DAY! GOOBLE! GOOBLE! *Dances in turkey off the stage*

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