Chapter 23-Mothertucker

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Zumara

Walking to Aurther's office i said to myself " I Zumara needs to know if i zumara can speak to my family" yes this is what i'm going to say.

Knocking on the door "Aurther?'

"Yeah come in" walking in i see his on his computer.

"Hey can i talk to you?" he looked up and nodded his head.

"So i wondering...."

"Wondering ?"

"Wondering if i can talk to my papi?"

"No"

"Bu-"

"No zumara i have told you what can happen if doin finds out that you are not dead"

"I just want to talk to my dad, to tell him i miss him and make sure my family knows im safe"

"Zumara no and that's that!"

Walking out of his office "ugh i know its bad calling my family but shit can i at least see if they are okay" crying of the thought of not seeing my family any more hurts like a mothertrucker UGH. Making my way to the kitchen i see evan cooking 

 Walking in "Hey, whatcha making?" 

He looked up "Making some mexican food"

"What type of mexican food?"

"Rice, beans, and pollo"

"So you making all of this, but are you going to make chile?" i said raseing an eyebrow

"That i don't know how to make it"

" I got you man" i said walking to the fridge taking out Ingredients tomatillos, chiles and onion washing them clean a grabbed a pot and added some water to put to boil. When done i added tomatillo, chiles, onion and cilantro in the blender. when done blending i added some salt for flavor.

"Here try this" i got a spoon got some on chile on and handed it to him. "Oh my god this is so spicy man!" he said a grabbed a water bottle. i died of laughter and fell on the floor.

"It's not funny zumara!" he tried to be serious,  i stopped laughing looked at him for a second and cracked up laughing even harder even he started to laugh. 

Once we calmed down we, when i mean we i mean him finished cooking. He finished cooking and told me to go get the guys so i got up and evan coughed and he farted i turned to him and saw his face turn bright red.

"ooh shit didnt mean it to come out i was trying to hold it but the smell the of chile got in my throat so i coughed" 

"Has anyone heard you fart before?"

"No?"

"okay........FEDEZ, FEDEZ!" once he said that i had to find fedez he would die.

Running up the stairs which holy cheese balls was that a lot of work i had to take a break half way up and another one once i was on the 2nd floor. Screaming his name not knowing where he was, so his room came to mind running to his room and screaming his name like a crazy person i am. i barged in his room when he turning around like he was hiding something....hmmmm .

"FEDEZ!"

"yes ara?"

"why do you look like you were doing something bad?"

"i'm cleaning my room"

"mhmmm....sure" looking at his bed looks like someone was lying with him from the clothes thrown everywhere. So i started looking around.

"what are you doing?" he said with fear in his eyes.

"walking around" i said as i looked in the bathroom,closet, and was going to the bed.

"How about we go down stairs ,hmmm?" he said once i got near the bed

"How about no" i got down and looked under the bed and i shocked to see him. i looked up at fedez.

"HOLY SHIT YALL TWO FUCKING " 

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sssoooooo you must be thinking What. The. Fuck.

another chapter with out knowing who it is well......

till next time.....

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