HEEELLLLLOOO READER here the team vrox's and the brutes
Vrox lvl9 the glorious rogue
Buck lv9 the big stupid guy
Bleu lvl9 miss magic bang stick with chickens.
Xexion lvl9 bear knight that leaving
Percy lvl9 the bitch out cold
Alithana lvl9 miss i got a dragon
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My name is Vrox the best singing rogue out in the world. I lead the group deep to the mountain killing these weird fuck up lizards. Know what reader the mountains are FREAKING FUCKING COLD! Luckily i brought the big guys blanket. As we killed them very quickly. I insult all of the lizards and they all explode. Im the best as we meet the in a dark cave and grabbed this black and red stone shard thingy as the big dude put it the cool bag as i was able to fit a 10 foot pole in it no problem. We find the Big red kobold named krahl and he said he need pure either to open the ritual astral portal of what ever. It took along time but we get to this cave. And it gets really funny as the big dude get struck with lightning as the big bird dude shots it from his wand. He made a Buck size crater in the wall. We talk to the back we get to this odd town i was drunk to remember the name but we find this pirate guy name leoris and it he had a really big ship and the magic pirate lady wanted wanted his ship but we saved him. *door opens * "Vrox...""...Yes?" "If you leave to the next room Bleu and Percy will get you some pie" ".....Pie....APPLE PIE!" * scampering a kobold claws rushes out the door and it closes with a load slam the newest member sits at the table to the book you the reader your reader and begins* so my name is Captain Leoris I'm a elven swashbuckling rougue. Owner of the blood rose. After the group saved me i agreed to join them as it was that or death. Buck seem nice but something bothered him as Bleu and eye were bonding as pirates. I thought to myself if i had to pick between alithana ,or bleu. I'm don't do little pandas i prefers a bit a devil for bed snack over the noble but it is nice stealing some gold every now and the noble dragon as I don't
Pay her back. Well it best i go Buck made Apple pie as the drink and ill have some.
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.....Wait did the kobold became a fourth wall breaker ?.... or was it Leoris? Well hope it was okay as to deadpool like characters took this chapter.... check out next time of the rowdy 7 ?
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book 1 The Rowdy 7 Adventure
Fantasythe name of the towns belong to Mathew Mercer and wizard of the coast i only own few characters who are buck the barbarians and grim the other barbarian and Sazzero the lycan barbarian and Krahl the pervy shaman. The rest if the party belong to the...
