"Hey old man gramps tell me a a story!"
"Hi great grand pop."
"Now hold on DIDN'T your mother say not to call me that?"
First child: I can't help it! You're like a million years old
The Old Man: I'm only 2,9999 Decaphobes...-HEY why is my name The Old Man?!
Because that's literally what you are?
First child: Who's that?
Second child: There's no one here??
The Old Man: Kids....meet the narrator.
Kids: Whoaaaaa cooool!
allo
Second kid: Why does he have that strange accent?
The Old Man: Because he's British
First child: Are you British?
The Old Man: No.
He's just jealous
The Old Man: *Hmph*
The Old Man's granddaughter: You don't look over a day over 1,000 Decaphobes Grandpop.
The Old Man: Ugh fine what do you wanna hear brat.
The Old Man's granddaughter: Grandpop!
The Old Man: What? Your kid called me a old I think it's fair.
"Great grand pop!"
Another child comes in with a smile on her face,
The Old Man: Ah my of favorite great grand daughter!
Third child: I'm your only great grand daughter!- Hey! Tell us the story of the paladins!
The Old Man: Again?
Second kid: No! I want hear love story!
First kid: Eww no those are for suckers.
Third kid: Yeah!
The Old Man: What about this.. I'll start of with with a quick short story with these guys I wished you three had met.
Trio: Who?!
The Old Man: Heh... it's you're great great-"
First child: That's a lot of greats old man.
The Old Man: OKAY! 4x grandparents.
"Oooooh."
"Um granddad are you sure their mature enough to hear this?" She asked as her children, who's eyes brighten like a million starts jumped.
First child: I'm mature!
Second child; Me too!
Third child: So am I!
The Old Man: Yeah! They'lll be fine~
The Old Man's granddaughter: But what about how you and Granddad met-
The Old Man: Abbbb- SPOILERS!
First child: Yeah! Butt off mom!
The Old Man's granddaughter: Ugh....traitors.
The Old Man: Okay.. gather around twerps....
"it all started in-
-Altea-
"Get the quiznak off me I need to fight with him!" A silver haired woman in her mid age was being held by a certain Altean man. He holds her because of what is now happening and he can't let her leave.
She pounds her hand to the ground in anger.
"But he ordered you to protect us in the castle...he just wanted to protect you from him...AND that's not how you to say QuizNAK!" He scolded her.
"Shut up mustache.....fine...where is the Princess.. is she safe??" The Altean man slowly lets her go and explains to her.
"She's in one of the pods already...." he told her
???:.......
The woman bit her lip silently and grips harder onto her bayard.
"Lady don't make me drag you with us... I can't loose you too."
"..... fine..." She sighed in defeat.
A thousands years later
Haha yes very odd to put at many years later.
Well...if I were you, I would just let it all happen.
Apologize for the MANY up coming disturbance
-Earth-
"Commander we detected in our satellites on a unknown ship near the deserts of Egypt. Please go investigate what's going on. We'll send a chopper with you on the way there." A man that seems to run things asked one of the commanders. He looks up at the location and replied back
"Yes admiral." The man with dark raven hair, body built like a athlete and a scar over his brow
-Egypt-(time skip)
"Who are you?" The commander asked as he looked at the silver hairs woman who's on the damage ship, But she began to speak.
"I'm a creature that is not from this planet... that is all I could say.. but what's your name human male?" She raised her brows in suspicion she thinks he's going to capture her.
"Well THIS human male is Jackson... Jackson Iverson" He stated to the alien woman.
"Iverson? Such a strange middle name." She tilts her head.
"No.. actually that's my last name. Don't your people have last names?" He asked but again the woman shook her head "No."
"Man wherever you came from it has to been very complex."
"I agree .." she sighed-
"Hey! You said it won't be a love story!"
"YES!! A LOVE STORY!!"
The Old Man: Calm down! It's a bit of both now shut it and let me tell!!
"*Sigh* you think this is the love story between these two..."
"And now! It's about two other lovers :)"
First kid: Oooh is it you and granddad now??
The Old Man: Ugh.................yes.
The Old Man's granddaughter: What's with the long silence?
The Old Man:........no reason.....Aaaaanyways
*Ahem*
"It's was long long long long long long long-"
OldMan's Granddaughter: Grandpop.
OldMan: Fine!
"VERY LONG TIME AGO!"
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