Pαʅαԃιɳ'ʂ Lσʋҽ REMAKE in progress

『12』

[This chapter is a very old one and it was suppose to be an April Fools joke]

I must say something about this CHAPTER but the author told me not to spoil it.
I am NOT here to spoil it but only to warn you on the upcoming events on this chapter. And if you a child then I urge to you not read this chapter and skip on to the next one. Parents I want to you tuck your kids to bed. I don't want to have angry emails from the parents that are with the traumatized viewers especially.
Please I kindly ask if you to not read this chapter.
It is very un-child like and I don't want any young viewers to read this. Including if your homophobic.

Have a great day.

-The next day-

Kai: Wow it's been a while since it became quiet.

He poked his head into the hallway seeing that it's empty and popped back to his room.

Kai: It's quiet... to quiet. Odd.

Odd indeed as he noticed Yui wasn't even on his bed. So a few minutes of changing into his normal clothing, just a shirt and shorts. He headed to the control room to see what's the problem. When he enter the room, no one was there so next on his list was the lounge and then again no was there. Just then he heard a scream of both Lance and Keith from a certain room he never came in before. Once he enters inside he saw the crew[except for Shiro]talking so someone on the mic. He even noticed Lance not Keith was there.

Kai:.... what's going on?

Lance:*HEEEELP IM TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH MULLET HEAD HERE!!!!*

He shouted into the speakers as Kai saw in the screen both Lance and Keith stuck in a room together.

Keith:*LET US OUT!*

Coran: But we can't.

Lance:*...huh..*

Kai: I'm so lost...

Lance: Hey! Did you meant everything you said!? This ain't funny!

Coran: Absolutely!!! Now it's the time to combine the power of these two mutual swords joining your forces to overcome difficulties! Until you two get out of the room, for the time being. We'll hide the castle ship in the Gab Nebula.

Allura: You certainly won't take days right? You two are brave paladins.

Lance: DAAAMIiT! WHAT DOES "Ecological union" EVEN MEAN?! Hurry up and let us out of here!!!!

Keith: I think they mean our biocompatibility. Like putting a broken arm make together. That kind of thing right ?Away to combine our biological.... isn't there another way?

Lance: That... in other words... that. That ring. It's that don't makes me say it.

Keith: What are you talking about. Tell me! I don't get it.

Hunk: No way... something simpler..... there's got to be an easier- GYAA!

Allura: ugh what a simple guy.

Kai: What's even going on?

Pidge: Some how those two go trapped in a room.

Keith: Lance... you can't get irritated. We need to work together you know..-

Lance: I can't..

Keith: What !?

Lance: Uhh fine! You're as think headed as usual!
Keith: What?