Uh oh.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I am so fucked.
Bye bye world. It was nice being alive.
I should not have done that, but since I did, I have to deal with it and man the fuck up.
But just in case, my secret stash of candy is hidden in a compartment in my weapon drawer.
"Good news for you princess, you're good to go home, but strict diet and physiotherapy will be followed. Am I clear?" Ryder says in an authoritative tone.
"Sir. Yes, sir!" I mock salute him.
He flips me the bird and walks out of the room. Umm, rude much.
I look around the room once more, I am so glad that I'll be out of this prison soon.
I stretch my arms and yawn, god sitting and doing nothing gets really tiring.
Wtf!
I sound like an old lady, which I am no doubt, but also I am not.
Fuck it, I have officially lost my mind, not that I had it in the first place.
Sigh. Lord bless my stupid soul.
In the corner of my eye I see something, something black and shiny.
Holy fuckadoodle!
It's a brand new Harley Davidson, standing tall and proud and shiny and amazing and oh my god I am hyperventilating!
I stand up and walk to the window to get a closer look at the black beauty.
I wanna ride it so bad.
That's what she said.
Shut the fuck up.
Maybe if I sneak out and have a small round no one would find out.
It won't anyone to try.
Let's go ride this bitch.
Said no man ever.
Shut up, you immature bag of biscuits.
I slowly get up and sneak out, carefully taking out all the tubes attached to me, I'm finally starting to understand how Pinocchio felt.
I get down slowly and carefully not making a sound, I grab my slippers and slowly get out the room.
Now I have to make my way down unnoticed.
What do I do?
Just then a nurse walks past me, eurika! That's it!
I sneak up behind the nurse and follow her to the nurse's chamber, then I hide behind the curtains and wait for her to leave. As soon as she leaves, I go out and grab a nurse's outfit.
Perfect.
I quickly change into it and then walk out with pretend confidence so that no one can smell my fear.
I walk out of the hospital building and let go of the breathe that I didn't know I was holding.
I walk to the parking lot, where I saw the bike was parked.
After two minutes of searching, I found Hade's Chariot. Yes, that's what I am calling it.
I get close to it, run my hands over the shiny handles and the leather seat.
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The Cliché Cupid ||COMPLETED||✔
Humor|| Highest Ranking - #2 in smart-ass (11 May 2018) || Andrea Red is a girl with a wild imagination. After reading millions of books about the girl that falls in love with a bad boy, she cannot help but loath all bad boys and their cockiness, charms...