(One Piece) Book of Oneshots and Such

Twister

The three captains face off, and it is fierce.

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"Damn you Trafalgar! Just spin the fucking thing already!" Hissing irritably with shaking legs, Kidd lifted his head from where it was hanging and glared as fiercely as he could with the position his body was in.

Rolling his eyes coolly in the face of the other man's temper, Law paid no heed to his words and continued to think at his own pace, "I would spin the wheel Mr. Eustass, if I could actually reach it.." falling into deep thought, Law continued to fruitlessly try to come up with a method of moving that didn't result in losing his balance.

"I can spin it!" Excitably lifting his head to peer over the two bodies hovering above him, Luffy glanced to where he remembered the spinning-wheel was with a grin.

"You stay out of this rubber brat!" Yelling angrily, Kidd cursed the world around him as sweat began to drip up his forehead and soak his hair, by now it was starting to become a little of a problem on how to actually breathe without feeling his lungs brush up against his rib cage in the most discomfortable way possible.

"Alright, alright, I'll spin just stop your hollering, you're giving me a headache.." Although what was said was nowhere as easy as done, his right leg as well as Kidd's right leg were currently being coiled by Luffy's left arm- so it was practically unable to budge, the raven teen's left leg was also hovering closely to his own- a single attempt to move it away from there could mean disbalancing Luffy and causing all of them to collapse, both of his arms were free- but unfortunately nowhere near the wheel.

"You know.." brightening up at the new voice, all three captains turned to the blonde first mate, to his right side Zoro was already in a deep slumber, and to his left Penguin was lost in his own devices, Killer was the only one who seemed to have cared about keeping his attention on them.

"The reason the three of us are here is to spin the wheel for you right?" Kidd immediately clicked his tongue in distaste, "no way, we're going to handle this on our own! Don't interfere Killer!"

Sighing tiredly at his captain's stubbornness, the first mate just leaned back and blocked out the bickering of the three supernova captains as they returned to their problem.

"You damn bastard! Stop stalling and get it over with!"

"Yeah Traffy I wanna have my turn!"

"Would you two pipe down?! If I make a wrong move we all could fall over!"

"Who the fuck cares?! Just stop being such a sissy-" at that moment Kidd puffed his chest out upwards, causing Law's left leg to slip and hit Luffy's off the board.

Shit.

That moment caused a chain reaction which ended up in all three of them falling on top of each other on the board, causing Zoro to finally wake up, and for Penguin to snap out of his state of mind.

"Eh? Is it over, Luffy?" Rubbing his eye tiredly, Zoro gripped ahold of his beloved white blade and tapped it against his shoulder.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Raging in frustration, Kidd wiggled and squirmed underneath the Heart captain's weight, "get off of me you piece of shit!- And you! Stop laughing and help me shove him off!" Turning to the Strawhat captain chuckling amusedly below both of them, the redhead's face grew dark.

"Shishishishi! We should play again!"