(One Piece) Book of Oneshots and Such

One Piece Boyfriend Headcanons: Pillow Forts

Just a few dabbles of scenarios of you and your boyfriend where there is a pillow fort involved

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Monkey D. Luffy;

- Is the self-proclaimed king of the castle
- Turns the ship's lawn into a labyrinth
- Everybody has to fight their way through the towering pillows and blankets just to get across the deck
- "I'm the king of the pillow castle!"
- And your stuck in a pillow tower
- Unfortunately there are no blankets for you to escape w/
- Luffy must think this is some weird form of flirting
- Why must he do this?
- You all often play tag in the fort
- Most of the time you and Luffy end up somewhere far away from them all
- And maybe you have a little fun while you're waiting to be found
- Wears this adorable crown made of cardboard
- But he has you wear it most of the time
- Wears blankets as a cape
- Sleepy timez are extra comfortable
- Pillow fights are insane
- "Gomu gomu no! Pillow throw!"
- Usopp was sent to the infirmary for getting hit in the face w/ a haki infused pillowcase
- He tried to use some of the girls blankets but Nami kicked his ass
- One day insisted that the whole crew eat in the pillow fort bc he didn't want to get out
- It was a blast
- Everyone has customized onesies

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Trafalgar Law;

- Fuck his shambles
- Just stares at you with this tired look in disbelief
- "Why.."
- He somehow still ends up in there w/ you anyways
- The rest of the crew diggs it tho
- They help you build your kingdom when he isn't around and act as your subjects
- "How on earth did you line the walls with cushions?!"
- A real hit or miss depending on his mood
- An effective way to loosen him up
- Loves to hide in the deepest parts and just cuddle you to sleep
- Wraps the two of you together in a blanket like a burrito and kisses tf out of you
- Likes to cut you guys up and hide your parts in the fort as punishment
- Sometimes he plays along but gets all cocky and swaggy and sexy when you crown him the king of the fort
- In that moment you lose all control
- Always has you laying on top of him on his 'cushion throne'
- Lounges back like royalty
- Seeing you in your natural giggly environment gets him riled up
- Always accidentally knocks it down at the worst time
- But still likes to hug in the rubble of your pillow kingdom
- Pillow fights are forbidden
- You've protested against this but end up getting your ass handed to you everytime

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Eustass Kidd;

- Gets so happy
- Pillow fort times are used as a de-stress for him
- Likes to deck people w/ pillows
- Pretty violent shit happens
- It's hilarious to see a full grown ass man shriek in terror when Kidd's abt to dunk him with a pillow
- You're the only one who's ever safe during these times
- Likes to grab a blanket, throw it over the two of you and just kiss the hell out of each other
- Hoards the fluffiest blankets to himself
- Sometimes they have a contest as to how high they can build a Fort
- Some idiots like to go to the crow's nest and jump off into a messily made pile
- Lets you do whatever tf you want with the fort
- Likes to watch you from a distance for most of the time
- Thinks his arm's too clunky and will destroy the fort
- You make him join you anyway
- Falls asleep in there often
- Smears his makeup on the pillows sometimes
- Stares at your ass when ur wearing a onesie
- Builds the cutest forts
- Has a thing abt you wearing nothing but a blanket

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Portgas D. Ace;