Jilted Junkies :||: Kenny x Reader || South Park Fanfiction

Chapter Eight

"Y/n! Meet Jimmy. Stan and I talked to him in sixth period, he says he wants to help us because Cartman doesn't have a level head!" Kyle grinned, introducing the crippled kid who didn't seem too impressed with me.

"Uh, hey Jim Jim." I smiled, putting up a hand.

"I-I-I-I still don't understand, Kyle. I-I-I-I get that she's pretty hot, b-b-but why do we need her on the team?" Jimmy asked him. I gasped.

"Oh my god! Thank you! I am pretty sexy, aren't I?" I smiled down at myself.

"She seems like a real d-dh-d-d-d-distraction." Jimmy said, leaning on his crutches with a sense of annoyance.

"Yeah, I know it seems that way, but we all have our places on this team." Kyle said.

"Besides, she's chill to have around." Stan added. The bell rang.

"Welcome to eighth period. Today we have a new student-"

"Oh COME ON!! This is the eighth time I've done this!!" I yelled.

"Uh... Then I guess we'll skip your intorduction, miss Y/n L/n." He said.

"Ugh. Thank you," I leaned back again, facing the boys, "Man school is hard... What class is this again?"

"Science, Y/n. We're in science." Kyle sighed.

"Well I must say... she's not like any of those o-o-o-other girls." Jimmy said.

"Nope..." Kenny sighed, leaning onto the table.

"You're right. I like 80's music." I smiled sarcastically.

"How q-qu-q-quirky and random." He said.

"I like this kid." I smiled at Kyle as I pointed at Jimmy.

"I'm sure you do." Kyle looked at me with uneasy eyes.

"Some kids say you have jokes! So you think you can joke? What do ya got?" I grinned.

"Oh, well let's see. Why do the Scottich wear k-kh-k-kuh-kilts?" Jimmy asked.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because a sheep can hear a z-z-zi-zh-z-zipper from a mile away." He smiled. I busted into a fit of laughter.

"Miss Y/n? Is there something funny you'd like to share with the class?" The teacher questioned me.

"Yeah- I just heard this hilarious joke about how Scottish men like to fuck their sheep!" I laughed again. He looked angry, before he thought about it.

"Oh, yeah. I guess that is pretty hilarious." He said, turning around to continue explaining the assignment. I looked back at them, and they all seemed a little surprised.

"Man. You're so lucky you're a girl. If any one of us guys woulda said that, we'd be in the principles office." Kyle said, leaning on his hand.

"Wow! How often do you think you could get away with that?" Kenny asked.

"Probably a lot. I think this science teacher is just a big pervert. He asked me what my favorite band was, and then creepily wondered what color of underwear I liked to buy." I said.

"What?" Kenny questioned, staring to look pissed off, "What did you say?"

"I just asked him if he knew what the color of the South Park Prison walls were, and then I told him they looked kinda like that." I shrugged. Kenny just sighed before grimacing at the back of Mr. Hendrickson's grayish-black, balding head of hair. When class finally ended, I walked outside ahead of the boys, having had no books or binders to I bring with me out of there. I was looking around until I saw Cartman, who had also scurried out if class a little early. I approached him and he became alarmed as soon as he saw me.