Jilted Junkies :||: Kenny x Reader || South Park Fanfiction

Chapter Twenty-Two

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Kenny opened the door to Karen's room, still eye-balling the phone in his hand. Him and Jimmy had been mining all morning.

"Wake up, Kare-Bear, it's time for-" He paused when he finally looked up to see her bed completely empty. He looked around the dark, dusty room, where the sunlight crept in through the broken window pains.

"...School?" He finished his statement, concluding that she was no where to be found. He knocked on Kevin's door, and without getting permission, he opened it.

"Hey Kev, have you seen Karen anywhere?" He questioned his older brother, who mindlessly played Mortal Kombat on his PSP.

"No, shit-head, I haven't seen that little brat. Get the fuck out of my room." He spat. Kenny rolled his eyes.

"Come on dude, she's not in her bed, are you sure you didn't hear her get up?" He asked again.

"She's probably at school, like the nerd she is." He told him. Kenny sighed and gave up, walking towards the front of the house. When he still couldn't find her, he decided he'd worry about it more, later.

"Hey dude! Did you get more birch wood from that forest biom we found?" Kyle asked Kenny as he made his way to the back of the bus.

"Yeah, but now a ton of people are already clearing out the whole forest. I'm telling you man, this huge server has resources dwindling by the minute." Kenny said, plopping down into a seat.

"Yeah dude, good thing Cartman put our base on security, and all of our storage redstone-locked. Dumb little kids have been robbing resources from everyone." Stan said.

"He's literally paying players to stand around and guard our base all day. It's actually... kind of genius..." Kyle smirked at his cell phone screen.

"Of course it's genius, Kahl," The fatass proclaimed as he weighed down the bus, "With all the money and views I'm raking in on my channel, a lot of these dumb-asses are working for free, just to be in the videos!" He laughed, sitting next to Kenny.

"I have to admit, Eric. Your You... Your youtu-... Your YouTube channel is quite en-ent-entertaining." Jimmy stuttered.

"Yeah... It's really fun, dude." Kyle admitted as well, still glued to the screen.

"Yeah, I know. And get this, you guys... this weekend... Coon and Friends is going to war against the nine-year-old army!!" He grinned.

"Wait... you don't mean Pewdiepie's nine-year-old army...?" Kyle looked up in shock.

"Oh yeah, Kahl. Since my channel has been getting so much revenue... nearly two and a half million subscribers-"

"Two and a half million??" They all sort of repeated in unison.

"Hehe- yeah, I told you we were blowing up. Pewds contacted me personally." He grinned.

"Holy shit, dude!!" Kyle smiled at all of his friends.

"Damn, I didn't think we'd get this popular this fast." Kenny said.

"That's insane! Dude, how do you think playing with Pewdiepie is going to affect the channel?" Token questioned.

"Oh, please... if Cinnamontoastken can still get rev on his channel, then I can guarantee we'll hit four Million by the end of next week." He said with confidence. They all began to chatter and cheer with glee.

"This is awesome! I'm surprised this is all working!" Kyle laughed.

The bus pulled over in front of the school and they all hopped off. Kenny had nearly forgotten about Karen, until he saw her and I sitting on the bench outside. He was taken aback watching them laugh and seemingly whisper to each other.