Jilted Junkies :||: Kenny x Reader || South Park Fanfiction

Chapter Thirty-Three

"Don't you think we could all go down there and kick his ass?" Kyle asked Kenny as he stared off into space down the street. Kenny sighed deeply in response.

"Yeah, figure if we're all able to corner him down there, we could totally beat him." Stan shrugged and nodded in agreement.

"Yeah Kenny! That makes things easy!!" Karen grinned.

"No. Not easy. Those tunnels are like trying to navigate a maze, but blind. It took me forever to find Kelli, I had to follow her screams..." He looked over at her. She had dark bruises forming on her eye as she made Dylan hold an ice pack to it.

"And I'm sure the Crusader knows that basement like the back of his hand." Kenny said. They looked down in thought.

"Well- so what? It couldn't be that hard to navigate, could it?" Token said.

"To be honest... I just don't know. You know how Cartman is. Now that he knows we were down there, he's probably gonna make a few unexpected changes." Kenny sighed.

"Hey..." Kelli butted in, "What if we made Reggie map it out?"

"Huh??" Reggie exclaimed, turning to her with his eyes popping out of his head.

"Uhh... He'd probably have to go inside of it anyway... You can't map it from the outside..." Kyle said.

"Yeah. That's why he should go in and do it." Danny smiled, pointing at Reggie. Dylan stared at him in shock.

"NO THANKS." Reggie said.

"Aw, come on, pussy!" Danny furrowed his eyebrows, still smiling of course as he shoved him mockingly.

"No way!! You don't know what kind of disorganized shit could be down there! There could be abstract art! O-or shiney yellow things! Or tubes of toothpaste squeezed from the middle- Or..." He shuttered, "Hair inside of a bowl of cereal..."

"Ew.." Clyde cringed.

"Look, it's too dangerous, he might get killed." Kenny said.

"That's the point." Danny grinned from ear to ear as his eyes widened. Kelli stifled a laugh as Reggie scoffed at him.

"Okay... question... how can you two stand hanging around these fuckers??" Kyle asked towards Dylan and Reggie. Dylan nervously looked to the floor and blushed at his question, avoiding eye contact with him.

"Dylan? Did I tell you to move the ice pack?" Kelli growled, and she quickly pressed it against her eye again.

"What do you mean?" Reggie crossed his arms over his bare chest, looking slightly offended.

"Well- they're always bullying you- threatening to kill you and whatever??" Kyle exclaimed. Reggie blinked at him a few times, not getting it.

"Hello! They're constantly making fun of you??" Kyle persisted.

"Your friends fucking suck, dude." Craig told him.

"WHO CARES?? Stop being a FUCKING PUSSY!!" Reggie lashed out suddenly as he pointed at Craig, making his eyes widen and glance around in surprise.

"She's a loser who won't be accepted by anyone else-" He pointed to Dylan, "She's a controling lunatic who can't get a fucking date because she's a big psycho!!" He pointed to Kelli, "He killed someone!"

"Hey! It was manslaughter, so it was technically and accident." Danny responded to Reggie's accusation with his signature grin.

"SHUT UP. I have more important things to care about!! And you-" He pointed at Kyle, "I HATE YOU. DON'T TALK TO ME EVER!! I WILL SHAVE OFF YOUR FUCKING GINGER EYEBROWS!!"