Jilted Junkies :||: Kenny x Reader || South Park Fanfiction

Chapter Sixteen

"Well... that didn't work..." Eric sighed, pacing around his room again. Butters was ashamed, and twice as depressed as before.

"Eric, I'm not so sure I want to keep this up. I think I'm just going learn to move on with my love life..." Butter's whimpered.

"Move on? Butters are you retarded?? I thought you liked that skank!" He exclaimed.

"I-I did, but this is starting to make me think-"

"What? So you're just going to give up? You're just going to let Kenny walk all over you and steal your girl?" He asked. Butters scoffed, unsure of what to say.

"Well..." He sighed.

"You're just going to let him take what you love most, just because you're too wimpy and pathetic to put the effort into getting her back!?" He questioned.

"Wh... no..!" Butters said.

"So what are you gonna do about it?? Are you going to stand up? Are you going to follow my lead and get your revenge on that parka-wearing tampon??" He asked.

"Sure, but- Eric, I just think we're going about this all wron-"

"Great!! We can get started then." He smiled, turning to switch on his computer. Immediately Butters was faced with pictures of black hummers and dodge chargers. There were also a bunch of gym membership tabs, and a couple of dating websites.

"What're you planning, Eric?" Butters asked.

"Butters, why do you think Y/n wants to suck Kenny's balls so bad?" Cartman queried.

"Uh... well I guess it's because Kenny really values her, and her personality, even though no one else does, or really ever has. He protects her, and cares about her, and does everything he can to make her happy..." He shrugged with another depressed expression.

"No, asshole. It's because Kenny's a douchebag!" Cartman exclaim.

"Wh-... oh..." Butters sighed.

"It makes perfect sense. She's a giant thot, and so of course she's going to attract the biggest fuck-boy in South Park! That just means we have to make you an even bigger douche!!" Cartman chuckled, rubbing his hands together all evil-like.

"Wh- How do you suppose we'll do all that?" He asked.

"It's quite simple, Butters." He smiled devilishly at the screen.

"NOT SPIDERMAN!!" I exclaimed, watching as Peter dissolved in Tony's arms after his pathetic, painful display. I started to cry, burying my face in Kenny's parka. He giggled at me.

"Y/n, I'm surprised you haven't seen this before." Kyle said, chewing up the last of the popcorn we were all sharing.

"Dude!! It's so sad!!" I sobbed, "FUCK YOU, THANOS!! GOD DAMMIT!!"

"Calm down, it's just a movie.." Kenny said.

"It's a bullshit movie!! That's what it is!! But oh my god... it was so satisfying to see a movie end with the hero's losing for once!!" I grinned.

"Sure... hey guys, it's late, I have to start getting ready for bed." Kyle squinted at the clock.

"Yeah... damn, nine thirty? How long is this movie?" Stan sighed, getting up and grabbing his shoes.

Kenny walked me to my shed. It was actually really quiet between us. I saw him bend over and pick something up, but he didn't really acknowledge that he did it. Otherwise though, it was nice. He seemed to really be thinking about something. He kept sighing, and looking up at the moon.