Jilted Junkies :||: Kenny x Reader || South Park Fanfiction

SEASON 2 :||: Chapter Fifteen

"The Nightmare City of R'Lyeh...." I read. Kenny looked at me in slight surprise.

"What?" He asked me, eating a fry off of the single lunch tray we saved up for together, all in second and third period. We mostly just kept bugging Kyle for his vending machine money until he finally gave in.

"Oh, just this weird book I borrowed from those goth kids. You know I didn't really get them at first, but they're actually surprisingly down to Earth." I smiled, pointing to the weird drawings the crazy cultists were worshiping.

"Oh. Cool." He gazed at the pages, "Oh, I've seen this. When I was like... ten I think, Cthulu came to South Park because the DP oil company opened a hole to another dimension in the Gulf of Mexico." He explained.

"Man this town is FUCKED!!" I immediately told him, "Kenny, do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds?? But keep going!" I smiled, leaning on my hand before taking a bite out of the sandwich we were sharing.

"Well, Cartman, or the Coon, was pissed off cause we kicked him out of Coon and Friends, but still played Superheros in his basement, and kept the name anyway." He chuckled.

"What the hell is Coon and Friends?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Ah, it's just a game we played as kids. We called ourselves Coon and Friends, even after Cartman left, because I knew it'd piss him off. So of course he joined sides with Cthulu and banished us to another dimension. AKA, the Nightmare City of R'Lyeh." He said, pointing at the pages again.

"Woah... no shit? So how'd you get out of there?" I grinned at him.

"I killed myself in the Nightmare City and came back inside of this dimension... That's when I talked to the goth kids about that cult they were in, worshiping Cthulu and shit. I found out me and Cthulu are both immortal, and I was the only one with the power to kill him." He said, looking down at his hands.

"Oh my God..." my jaw dropped as I listened intently to his interesting story, "And did you do it? Did you kill him!?"

"Huh? Oh... no uh... Mint Berry Crunch came in and uh... saved the day. I still have no idea why I can't die." He shrugged.

"Oh damn... that was a really shitty ending." I pouted.

"Yeah..." He sighed, hopelessly leaning on his hand, making me frown.

"That's okay... that just leaves a whole lot of story for me to help you uncover." I hugged him.

"Yeah..." He sighed again, staring more joyfully at my smiling face.

"DUDE!" Kyle slammed his tray on the table.

"What?" I asked, holding the half eaten sandwich up for Kenny to take a bite out of.

"Avengers 4: Endgame is coming out at the END OF APRIL!!" He screamed.

"And you just found out about this... how?" I smiled at him.

"Are you kidding dude? I don't have time to watch movies anymore." He said as him and Stan both sat down.

"Said no teenager ever." I said, finishing the three fries left on the tray.

"God, I just hope it doesn't end the same way Infinity War did." Stan rolled his eyes.

"Well it doesn't help that the first scene of the trailer is Tony about to die in the middle of space!" Kyle exclaimed.

"Are you guys talking about the Endgame trailer again? Yeah, I've already anylized the outcome of the movie based on the given details... it's definatley gonna suck balls." The fatass plopped his over-flowing tray on the table and immediately started to pig out.