| Injection | (Smosh Fanfic)

Chapter Two

"What the hell?!" I yelled on the ground, rubbing my cheek.

It took all my willpower not to strangle her. I had to keep my composure, so I just stood up and backed away.

"That's it. Melanie, get out!" A voice yelled from inside the office.

It was Ian.

"Not until I f-find my Shayne!" She yelled back.

"He'll be in the squad room after he finishes shooting, go wait there." Ian said. "Tucker, can you take her to the squad room?"

"Sure." A man said, taking her away.
I walked into the office and shut the door.

I sat down, and Ian started apologizing.

"I'm so sorry! Are you okay? Do you need an ice pack or anything-"

"It's alright." I stopped him. "Why is she here, anyway?"

"She scheduled an interview to be part of the Smosh squad. I'm now seeing she only wanted the job to be closer to Shayne." Ian said, laughing.

I laughed with him. "Let's get this thing started."

I handed him my resume and he read it for what seemed like forever.

"26 years old..." I heard him read quietly.

"No criminal background...you like to sing, I see?"

"Yup. I can sing as well as I can edit." I responded confidently.

He smiled. "Can I see the forms?"

Shit.

Smosh mailed me forms to sign and turn in to Ian.

I forgot the forms.

"Sure..." I said, digging into my bag.

I pulled out a strange vanilla folder with a note on it.

You're my favorite forgetful bitch!
;-) ~Emma I read in my mind.

I smiled, took out the forms from the folder, and handed it to him.

He looked at them. "Is there anything extra you'd like me to know?"

I thought for a second.

"Well, I can probably beat everyone at a nerf war. Also, if I do get the job, can I work in the Smosh Games room?"

He seemed a little surprised to hear that. I might've gotten a little too comfortable.

I really just wanted to witness all the Maricraft videos.

"Sure. According to your resume, and what we've seen on your forms and social media...you're hired."

Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone. I thought.

My social media? Thank goodness I didn't post anything bad...
...oh, I'm hired. I'm hired. OH WAIT, I'M HIRED?!

"I'm hired!" I yelled, a little too loudly.

Ian just laughed. "I think there's a free office space in the Games room, so you can head there now and I'll get Mari to help you get started. You know how to get there?"

"Yes." I answered.

Why did I just lie to him?!

"Great! I'll check on you later to make sure things are going okay. See you later—and congrats!" He said, waving.

"Alright. See you!" I walked away, closing the door behind me.

"Where is that damn room..." I said to myself.