Alternate (Phan)

15*I spy

Phil

'I spy with my little eye...something beginning with C!' Dan groaned, chuckling a bit as he did so. He gave in, though, and took a breath.

'Creature?'

'Nope.'

'C...camp?'

'You have to actually see it!'

'Oh right, cloud?'

'Yay!' I smiled, poking my tongue out a nudging Dan with my shoulder, 'Your go, your go, your go!'

'Ugh, fine...I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T.'

'Train tracks?'

'No.'

'T-tummy?'

'Tummy?' Dan giggled, 'No...'

'T, th? Things?'

'Yup.'

'Seriously Dan? You chose 'things'?' he shrugged his shoulders, nodding.

'Okay, less abstract next time!'

'Fine...'

'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P.'

'Phil.'

'Oh.' I was slightly disappointed with how quick he got that...

'I know you too well! I spy with my little eye, something beginning with L.'

'Light?'

'No.'

'Lips?'

'No.'

'Leaves?'

'No.'

'L...legs?'

'No.'

'Hmph...is it abstract again?' he rested his arms against me, turning to face me, which brought us both to a halt.

'Love.' he kissed my lips, being careful of Ev on his waist.

I eventually pulled away, 'That was abstract.' he giggled.

'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with B.'

'Bright?'

'No.'

'Bin?'

'No.'

'Bricks?'

'No.'

'Hints?'

'No. Oh, you want a hint...look down.' he scrunched his eyebrows up, before they widened and he turned to face me, slamming my arm, 'Got it?'

'Yes, you bastard.' I giggled, pulling my hand up to cover my mouth.

'What is it?'

'You-seriously? Boner, Phil. Boner.' he shook his head in disbelief at me, 'And I'm supposed to be the-' he stopped, 'Wait, how old are you?'

'Twenty-three.'

'PAEDOPHILE!'

'What do you mean? You're legal!'

'I'm four years younger than you! Your basically my dad!'

'Daddy.' his eyes widened at me again.

'You're actually a massive flirty-shit.'

'Your dick's not complaining!' he punched my arm.

'PHIL!' I giggled again, before checking my watch.