Alternate (Phan)

38*snacks

Phil

I was awakened in the middle of the night to Ev's cries, demanding whatever attention he wanted. I felt Dan shuffle up the mats to the side of me, also woken by the brat. Okay, I'm being harsh and he's getting much better at sleeping through the night, but sometimes you don't want to be woken up from certain dreams.

I groaned, pulling myself to Ev's heap of blankets which we'd decided was his bed. He seemed to like it, so that's all that really mattered. I lifted Ev towards me, Dan shuffling sleepily to my side. I've always dealt with being woken up at deathly hours better than him.

I was rocking Ev up and down, trying to get him to calm down slightly.

'What do you want Ev? Hey?' I whispered, still rocking my legs up and down. His crying seemed to die down with no specific reasoning, so I returned to lying on my back, but placed Ev on my chest to cuddle against my body. Dan also shuffled towards my side, wrapping his limbs around my body as he drifted off to sleep. Without disturbing Ev, I tried nudging Dan to wake him up again.

'What?' he grumbled into my side.

'I'm bored.' I whined.

'Play with Ev.' he snapped, burrowing his head into my ribcage.

'Daaaaan.'

'Ugh,' he sighed, pulling himself away from me and turning his head upwards, 'What?'

'Keep me entertained.' Dan's eyebrow raised itself as he looked directly at me, 'Not like that-' Dan put his hands up as if to be surrendering.

'You said it.' he smirked.

'You're just a horny shit.'

'Touché,' he chuckled, 'Now can I sleep?'

'No. So you can't entertain me but you can make innuendos at-' I checked the time beside me, 'One-oh-three am?'

'Yes.'

I groaned, pouting at Dan.

'Fine,' he whined, 'What do you want to do?'

'I don't know, you're supposed to be entertaining me!' I complained, to which Dan just groaned and turned his back towards me.

'Night Phil!'

I lifted now sleeping Ev back into his blankets, lying on my side once I did so. I pouted, watching Dan and waiting for him to do something. He rolled onto his back, head turning towards me once he noticed I was staring.

'Are you fucking kidding?' he groaned.

'No!'

'Phil, sleep.' he demanded.

'Ugh.' I sighed, relaxing my body against the mats. I resorted to my last option: continuously poking Dan's side until he caves in.

Which I was still doing five minutes later.

'FINE! What?' he snapped, turning towards me. My face beamed up once I'd got his attention again.

'Do something with meee!'

'Why aren't you tired?' he whined.

'Ev's messed up my body clock.'

'Go on your connector or something.' he suggested, waving his hand to my device.

'No! I am not doing anything on my connector that you tell me to. Not after that.' I was still mentally scarred, even a week and a half later. Dan chuckled, 'It wasn't funny!'

'Oh common, you must have enjoyed it a little bit?' Dan smirked.

'No! It was weird, gross and no.' Dan bit his lip as he chuckled, rolling his eyes at me, 'Don't tell me you enjoyed it.' he just shrugged his shoulders and shuffled towards me.

'Sleep.' he whispered towards me. I gave up on Dan and allowed him to fall into his dreams against my body, his arms wrapped against my chest. Reluctantly, I turned on my connector and went through whatever I could. I opened my twatter and scrolled through the direct messages, somewhat replying to what I wanted to. One message got me interested though, it was a group chat of a whole load of wetubers.

Hey peeps, ignore this if you want to but you all live in england if im right so in celebration of fireworks being allowed off for the first time after the nukes, I thought we could let a few off together or something. there'll be snacks.

I'm in for snacks.

Cool, also add anyone else you know who broadcasts in england.

Sounds good! im in.

someone forgot to add Dan.

oh oops.

added.

Phil would've told him anyway.

Have you got the fireworks?

yep!

Wow cool, where from?

they were left in a shop, guess no one took them seeming theyre useless.

I nudged Dan awake, again.

'Fuck sake, what Phil?'

'There's a wetuber party thing, wondering if you want to go?'

'When?'

'I don't know, I'll ask.'

Hey guys! When would it be?

hey phil, dunno thinking a couple of days? celebrate new years late!

Cool and where?

Milton Keynes? Pretty desolate there so it wouldn't matter too much.

Sounds good, Dan and I are a day away from there.

Yeah same.

I'm on the outskirts already.

So we're just going to be a bunch of broadcasting weirdos meeting up?

Yeah, who's in, I'll delete the others.

Me

Me

Me and Dan

Probs

Yh sure

Me

'Dan, in the morning we're gonna pack up and head to Milton Keynes.'

'Okay. Sleep.' I turned my connector off, rolling onto my side and shit I've got an idea.