Shit rant poems

Well they must all decide to ******* in there

I dont even fucking know anymore, what is my writing?

Whilst i stay here

Against my better judgement

I find that everyone takes

Obscenely

Long showers

And ive come to the conclusion

That they all must wank in there

Like its the designated spot

That someone random decided upon

And now everyone else follows suit when they decide to temporairly

Escape

The herd to shampoo their hair

And thats why everyone takes an hour

For some to wash their balding locks

And for others to wash themselves

They must all be serial masturbators

Aside from myself

Who just likes to fit in

By taking time

To escape the penetrative stares of judgemental others

And

To bask in hot water and mango bodywash

With introverting oneself

I guess the recreational shower activities of others spring to mind

As its a wacky mental recluse

From emotionally charged stink eye

And thinly veiled threats