Niam One Shots

Drunk Niall Texts

I've been wanting to try one of these out for a while, so sorry if this sucks, stupid, or just plain ridiculous.

Niall is drunk and admits to his love for Liam and boys through the group text

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Nialler: Leeyum lights up my woorld like nobody else bc he gooot that One Thing that is What Maakes Him Beatiful. Soooooo y dont you Cmon Cmon oover here sooo You and I can stay Up Allll Night sooo I can Kisss You and u can Rock Meee. I Would be ur Last Firstt Kisss and I Want to giv u all my Little Things!

Lou: What the fuck Niall?

Hazza: I second that what the fuck?

Hazza: No seriously what is going on

Lou: Did you seriously just admit your love for Liam through our own song titles?

Hazza: And are you drunk?

Nialler: Druuuuunk in LOoooooove!

Lou: Does that answer your question Haz?

Zee: What the fuck Harry?!

Zee: Is there a reason why you just woke me up and left the room for no reason at all?

Zee: It’s fucking 3 am

Lou: Look at Nialler’s texts

Hazza: Wait a minute. Niall, since when have you been gay and since when have you been in love with Liam and where did you get the alcohol? O.o

Nialler: Hoooney, Im soooo gay that I strutted out of my moms vajayjay when I waaas born. Leeyum is juust soo yummy how can u not looove him and the nice hootel ppl left freee bttles in the lil fridge thingy

Lou: ….

Zee: You freaking idiot, those things aren’t free

Nialler: Oooooooooooh, ooopsies

Hazza: Where is Liam by the way?

Nialler: Ooooh Leeyum! He Loooks So Perfect aaand he so Out Of My Limit aand I no thissss is Unpredictable and I hope its noot Too Late but I Miss You anddd Im gbing you the Greenlight soo pls dont taake the Long Way Home soo u can End Up Here quickr sooo I can b Beside You and u can Kiss Me Kiss Me and Dont Stop alll night and I promise ths wouldnt bee some English Love Affair, soo dont be a Heartbreak Girl