adventures of detectives and fighters

wrong number

Shinichi sends a message to the wrong person.

(platonic) Shinichi x Heiji

Warnings: grammar mistakes

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At what time should I pick you up for tropical land? — Unknown number

??? — Heiji

What's with the question marks? You were the one who wanted to go there, if you were to win the karate tournament. — Unknown number

well I didn't know I've been practising karate. I'm more interested in kendo. so, who are you and why are you texting me? — Heiji

Aren't you Ran? — Unknown number

apparently not — Heiji

Oh wait, now I realise it too! Sorry, I've texted the wrong number! — Unknown number

Ran has gotten a new number and I just messed one digit up. — Unknown number

no worries! — Heiji

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so, how did your appointment at tropical land go? never heard of such place, by the way. — Heiji

Who are you? — Unknown number

eh, hello?? the guy you've accidentally texted? — Heiji

Oh. Wouldn't have thought to hear from you again. — Unknown number

Anyway, I do not feel obligated to tell you how my day went. — Unknown number

uh, sorry for asking? — Heiji

bitch. — Heiji

Excuse me? Do you really want to go at me? — Unknown number

yep — Heiji

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Okay since I don't know who to talk about this, I'm going to tell you. — Unknown number

oh? what made you change your mind? — Heiji

The fact that you're the only one I can tell you this bizarre story since I'm certain we will never cross paths — Unknown number

and how can you be so sure about that? dumbass — Heiji

You really like to insult people, don't you? — Unknown number

But anyway. So, our date started out well, although she was complaining that I talk too much about Sherlock Holmes — Unknown number

well I understand her complaint. Ellery Queen is so much better than Arthur Conan Doyle — Heiji

Now I'm seriously considering deleting your number. — Unknown number

How dare you insult my favourite author! — Unknown number

What's your name anyway? — Unknown number

Heiji. yours? — Heiji

Shinichi. — Unknown number