dad jokes //// sulay

four.

(a/n: this chapter will completely be a text chapter except for the very beginning, get ready for the ultimate cringe)

yixing stared nervously at his cell phone. it was late. probably way too late to text junmyeon. still, his finger hovered over the 'send a message' option under the contact.

"it's worth a shot," yixing told himself, "besides, if he doesn't respond, i'll know he goes to sleep early and i'll text him earlier tomorrow. yeah. it'll be fine. i'll just send a joke. he likes those."

(555) 678-4908:
i just watched a program about beavers

yixing held his breath as he hoped for a response. he was surprised at how quickly he got a text back.

bunno:
? who dis

(555) 678-4908:
it was the best dam program i've ever seen

bunno:
hi yixing :)

smolbean:
hey myeonie

smolbean:
did you like me joke

bunno:
yes i liked it very much

bunno:
but what're you doing up so late? it's already past midnight

smolbean:
couldn't sleep and wanted to talk to you i guess

smolbean:
hbu

bunno:
was reading my book

bunno:
i was happy to see you texted i was beginning to think you forgot you had my number

smolbean:
well baekhyun told me to wait for at least two days before sending a message but i figured i'd look like a dick if i did that

bunno:
oh he's telling you the dating rule

smolbean:
dating rule?

bunno:
i figured you knew this already

bunno:
you seemed like the type to get whoever you want

smolbean:
¿dating rule?

bunno:
when you first give someone your number, they're supposed to wait two days so that they don't look desperate

smolbean:
oh fucc

smolbean:
welp time to go dig myself a hole in the ground and then jump in it

bunno:
personally i always thought that rule was stupid

smolbean:
oh thank god i was afraid i was gonna have to leave my room and to buy a shovel

bunno:
you in bed?

smolbean:
ooh getting fRiSkY are we