dad jokes //// sulay

five.

"crap, crap, crap," junmyeon said, trying to rake his fingers through his hair at lightning speed. he really did look a mess. he yeeted his glasses halfway across the room, leaning back against his headstand, stuffed animals all around him. he quickly answered the facetime, smiling when he saw yixing.

of course, yixing looked like a freaking greek god.

"hey, myeonie," yixing smiled back, greeting junmyeon with the new nickname he apparently adopted for the man, "aw, you look so adorable. quick question, though, why do you have like forty stuffed animals besides you?"

"i need to sleep with all of them so that they don't feel left out," junmyeon said, then blushing when he realized how childish that sounded, "i swear i'm an adult."

"nah, you're a baby," yixing shook his head, running a hand through his hair. he really did look great.

he had taken off of his glasses, and he looked about ten times more attractive than usual, which was scary since he was already godlike to begin with. while the glasses added a sense of maturity, junmyeon had to admit that he squeezed his legs together slightly when he saw yixing.

"i'm your hyung. i think," junmyeon pouted, grabbing hold of a plushie and hugging it to his chest.

"ah, really? how old are you?" yixing asked, placing his phone at an angle on his nightstand so that junmyeon could still see him as he walked across his room. he took off of his jacket, letting it fall on the bed. junmyeon could see yixing's room. it was clean, neat. surprising, considering that yixing was a college student.

"23," junmyeon asked, "you?"

"i'll be 19 on october first."

"woah, you're eighteen?" junmyeon asked.

"yeah. if people ask, i just say in nineteen cause i look older for my age and my birthday is coming soon anyways," yixing shrugged.

"how are you already in college? other kids your age just graduated high school in may," junmyeon said, shocked. yixing walked back into the camera view, and junmyeon's breath hitched.

"i graduated early," yixing answered normally, as if there was nothing wrong with him walking around shirtless with a pair of grey adidas joggers lowly hanging on his hips.

god damn, those abs, junmyeon thought to himself, i could grate cheese on those abs. damn, that v-line...

"how early?" junmyeon said.

"well, i started school pretty late because we moved around a lot when i was younger. i skipped a couple of grades, and i ended up graduating at sixteen. seventeen basically, since my birthday was only five months later," yixing shrugged.

"how many grades did you skip?" junmyeon asked, "it's hard to skip grades, since the school system only gives you the material you need for your grade level. it's always hard going into the next grade if you skipped a year."