"oh god, i'm nervous," yixing sighed, parking in the driveway perfectly."you'll be fine, xing. sehun, you ready?" junmyeon asked.
"yeah, i'm ready. yixing ge?" sehun asked yixing.
"i'm nervous," yixing repeated, "they're expecting a smart, charming, badass supermodel. i'm an awkward dumpling. i'm not prepared for this."
"hey, babe, you're gonna be fine," junmyeon said, "i mean, my entire family is a lot of people but if you can create a legal contract within one night with nothing but two cups of coffee in your system, you can handle socializing for a few hours, yeah?"
"i'll give you two a minute," sehun said, "before you start making out or something."
sehun left the car. yixing took in a deep breath.
"they won't hate me," yixing said, "promise?"
"yixing, they're gonna love you," junmyeon said, "just be yourself. i love you, and i'm like one of my most judgemental family members. if you charmed me then you can charm them."
"baby, i charmed you because we both have awful senses of humor."
"maybe don't make any dad jokes until you're with my actual dad, though, hmm?" junmyeon giggled. yixing groaned.
"i'm a smart guy. valedictorian. i can charm them," yixing told himself.
"there you go," junmyeon grinned, "besides, there's kids, and you're great with kids, right? your siblings love you for a reason, yeah?"
"yeah. okay, i got this," yixing nodded, "kiss for good luck?"
junmyeon meant forward, pecking yixing's lips, "you don't need luck, babe. but i'll kiss you anyways cause i like to."
yixing laughed slightly, getting out of the car and going around to open junmyeon's door for him. the three walked up the doorstep, junmyeon and yixing holding hands. yixing fixed his spectacles as junmyeon rang the doorbell. immediately, junmyeon's mother opened the door, grinning like a crazy woman.
"my three favorite young men!" minji spoke, yixing letting go of junmyeon's hand so he could hug his mother.
"hey, mum, sorry we're late. you wouldn't believe the traffic right now," junmyeon sighed, stepping into the house. sehun greeted minji with a smile and a hug. yixing gave a ninety degree bow, since it was their first time meeting.
"don't worry about formalities, sweetheart! i'm a hugger!" minji exclaimed happily, tackling yixing in a hug. minji was a short little woman, likely where junmyeon got his height (or lack of it) from, so seeing her hug yixing was slightly comical because she only reached up to his chest. still, yixing hugged her back, wanting her to like him.
"ah, tall men give the best hugs," minji said happily.
"ah, xing, you can take your shoes off here," junmyeon said, pointing to a shoe rack at the door. junmyeon nodded, both he and sehun taking their shoes off and putting them on the rack. junmyeon grabbed onto yixing's arm, listening to his mother's rambling about how she was so worried that he wouldn't be able to try the cranberry sauce.
"mum, where's dad? i want yixing to meet him," junmyeon said.
"oh, of course! he has to meet the whole family! your father is outside in the backyard along with everyone, dear, you guys were the last to arrive because of how bad the traffic suddenly got. no worries, though, the food isn't even ready yet," minji smiled.
"oh, i'll help you in the kitchen once i introduce yixing to dad, momma," junmyeon said. minji nodded happily.
"oh, but have him meet your aunts first, love, since they're in the kitchen," minji said, leading the three to the kitchen. there were four older ladies there, all sipping wine and looking like they were gossiping.

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dad jokes //// sulay
Fanfictionin which zhang yixing wins the heart of kim junmyeon through awful dad jokes, but then things take a turn. /bad writing/ /mpreg/ /mature scenes/ /unedited/ started: june 1, 2019 finished: june 28, 2019