dad jokes //// sulay

fifty-two.

"mommy, dad, wake up!" anson shouted, him and jaemin jumping up and down on the pair.

"oh dear nonexistent god, why?" yixing grumbled, ducking his head into junmyeon's neck. junmyeon grumbled, immediately snuggling into yixing's warmth.

"five more minutes," junmyeon whined, "go wake up uncle hun."

"okay!" they shouted, running to sehun's room.

"what time is it?" yixing asked groggily.

"5:30 in the morning," junmyeon said, checking his alarm, "so are we gonna talk about this?"

"yeah, but not right now," yixing said, "right now i'm gonna sleep for five minutes."

"okay," junmyeon said, agreeing with that, falling back asleep. it wasn't long before they were awoken yet again.

"guys, i need to go pick up luhan. early flight," sehun said. he had already woken up thirty minutes prior because his flight was at six thirty.

"okay," junmyeon said, nodding as he reluctantly got up from the warm bed. he waddled over to sehun, arms open. sehun hugged him.

"you'll call, right?" junmyeon asked.

"of course. we'll be back before you know it," sehun said, "it's only two weeks. oh, and by the way, i totally told you that this would happen."

"what would happen?" junmyeon asked. sehun pointed to yixing, who was slowly waking up.

"shut up," junmyeon said, finally releasing sehun, "call when you get there."

"i will," sehun promised, "hey, ge, i'm leaving. later!"

"bye, dude," yixing said, getting up and giving sehun a bro hug, "i told kris about you and he's cool with it, but ask him for approval just so that he'll like you."

"alright," sehun nodded, grabbing his suitcases, "i'll see you guys later!"

"bye!" they all called.

sehun left, junmyeon sighing. there goes his best friend, off to get married.

"you both should go back to sleep," junmyeon told anson and jaemin, "and i'll wake you up an hour before you need to get to school."

"shouldn't they be on christmas break?" yixing asked.

"well, their private school is strict so they only get christmas eve and day off, along with new year's eve and day off," junmyeon sighed, anson and jaemin going back to anson's room, "they woke me up for no reason."

"well, at least now we can talk," yixing shrugged. junmyeon nodded, walking back into his room.

"okay, just give me a moment cause i'm all messy right now," junmyeon said, locking himself in the bathroom. when he came back he has washed his face, matted down his hair and brushed his teeth. yixing just laid back down on the bed, running a hand through his hair.

"okay, where do we start?" yixing asked. junmyeon shrugged, crawling to his spot and hugging a pillow to his chest.

"i dunno. what we are, i guess?" junmyeon suggested.

"well obviously the marriage is still fake," yixing said, "but we can try dating. privately, of course. if it doesn't work out it would just disappoint anson, so we shouldn't tell him until we're sure."

junmyeon nodded, happy with those terms.

"more dad jokes?" junmyeon asked. yixing nodded.

"yeah, i'll you all the dad jokes you want, baby," yixing nodded, patting the spot besides him, "come here."