dad jokes //// sulay

fourteen.

"junmyeon, how much honey do i put in this?" one of his employees asked. junmyeon looked at the mixing bowl.

"about a tablespoon more," junmyeon answered, everyone scuttling around the kitchen as they quickly baked up whatever they could. it was rush hour.

"junmyeon, will you go help with the cash register?" another employee asked, "there's too many customers and some are getting impatient."

"yeah, good idea," junmyeon nodded, taking off of his apron and exiting the kitchen, walking over to the second cashier's counter, "i'll take the next customer!"

junmyeon, too busy setting up the credit card scanner to notice who walked up, absentmindedly fiddled with some plugs, "just a moment, please."

"sure, baby, take your time. there's no rush," yixing responded. junmyeon froze, finally turning to face the customer. he grinned.

"hey, xing," junmyeon said, placing a kiss on his cheek, leaning over the counter to do so, "you should have texted you were coming, i would have fixed you something so you wouldn't have to wait."

"it's not an issue waiting, bunny," yixing smiled, grabbing one of the menus and quickly scanning it, "ah, what's this new addition about?"

"oh, the bar? it's called yixing's go to. you'd like it, it's very famous," junmyeon joked. yixing laughed, nodding.

"i'll take two," yixing said, "i'm a hungry boy."

"alright," junmyeon said, nodding, "that's $20.39."

"dang, really?" yixing sighed, "no boyfriend discount?"

"nope. but i'll hug you later," junmyeon offered jokingly.

"sounds like a fair exchange," yixing nodded, paying, "so, how was lunch with your mother?"

"really nice. do you have any thanksgiving plans?" junmyeon asked. yixing sighed.

"ah, sitting at home and watching kdramas while crying and eating ice cream," yixing nodded, "seems like a fun night, right?"

"how about you join my family?" junmyeon offered. yixing was a bit taken aback.

"you want me to meet your family already?"

"you don't have to if you don't wanna, of course," junmyeon added hurriedly, "i just thought it would be nice-"

"yah, don't ramble. i would very much be honored to weasel embarrassing stories from your mother," yixing grinned, "she liked me, then?"

"loved you. she will even more when she meets you in person, but she already does," junmyeon said, boxing up yixing's order, "hey, you know why peter pan is always flying?"

"is this a thing now? whenever i'm ordering i get told a joke and whenever you order i tell you a joke? fun," yixing smiled, "why is he always flying, babe?"

"cause he neverlands," junmyeon answered. the two started laughing like crackheads.

"god, i love that joke.... it never gets old," yixing added to it, making it even funnier. they eventually calmed down, a bit red in the face.

"hey, real quick, i got a question for you," yixing said, "if i were to start my own entertainment company, would you support me?"

"huh?" junmyeon asked, surprised by the sudden topic, doe eyes wide, "you're gonna start your own production company?"

"i was thinking about it. i could be ceo, a choreographer, and produce music all at the same time," yixing said, "it would be dope. only an idea, though."

"that's not a bad idea," junmyeon said honestly, "you're smart and talented enough to pull it off."

"hey, have i mentioned how much you're the greatest? cause you're seriously the greatest," yixing said, leaning over the counter and pressing a soft kiss flat against junmyeon's mouth, the customer behind yixing groaning in frustration.

"can you both just fuck it out later and stop holding up the line?!" an angry customer shouted from the back, "i got a meeting to get to!"

yixing pulled away from junmyeon, who was pink from the attention. he smirked, ruffling junmyeon's hair.

"you know, that's not the worst idea," yixing said almost tauntingly.

"aish, shut up, zhang yixing!" junmyeon exclaimed, covering his face.

"later, babe," yixing laughed before leaving, the next customer hurriedly stepping forward. junmyeon nodded as he took the order, having customer after customer pay. but his mind was somewhere else, somewhere very impure.

junmyeon was a relatively innocent boy, never really caring for erotic thoughts and such, but there was just something about zhang yixing that made him squeeze his thighs together and forget to breathe.

he was joking about the sex part, right?

i mean, it's very soon, so he must have been joking

but we did stuff last night, so maybe he doesn't see it as too soon

oh fuck what if he wants to

oh fuck what if i want to

i'm not prepared for this i'm a smol child of god

shitshitshitshitshit my ass is gonna die later isn't it

well fuck at least i shaved when i showered

yixing hummed to himself as he made his way back to his apartment, sighing as he forced the key through the lock and let himself in. god, did he need to shower. he was quick to hop into the shower after shedding his clothes, letting warm water soothe tense muscles. he moved his now wet hair out of his eyes, grabbing his shampoo bottle and pouring some of its contents onto his hand. he worked it through his hair, leaving him to smell much cleaner and less like he just moved out of a gym. he was glad junmyeon didn't take notice of his sweaty scent. it wasn't a nice one.

he smirked as he thought of junmyeon, chuckling slightly to himself.

i bet he's freaking the fuck out right now.

he washed the shampoo out of his hair, pushing it back away from his face. he stayed under the water, letting his thoughts wander into dark corners.

"oppa," junmyeon's voice was as soft as silk, staring up through thick eyelashes at yixing.

"what is it, pet?" yixing asked, looking down at the small boy, who had taken to kneeling on his knees before him, dainty hand slowly stroking yixing's cock.

"i suck, now?" junmyeon asked, voice as innocent as ever. in response, yixing just pushed junmyeon's head forward, making the elder giggle. he slowly took yixing's member into his mouth, careful not to go too fast for fear of choking. yixing groaned softly, bucking his hips forward slightly. junmyeon hummed, sending waves of pleasure up yixing's spine.

"fuck, baby, just like that," yixing tilted his head back, looking back down to check on junmyeon. he elder was staring up at him, watching his reaction as he suddenly bobbed his head quickly, taking yixing to the back of his throat and pumping whatever he couldn't fit into his mouth.

"shit, bunny," yixing moaned out, grabbing hold of junmyeon's head and then fucking into his mouth at a fast pace. tears welled up in junmyeon's eyes from reflex, but he didn't gag. he continued to stare up at yixing through those innocent yet sinful eyes, filled with lust and carnal desire.

yixing shook his head, trying to rid of the thoughts. sadly, the damage had been done. he looked down to his crotch, seeing a proud erection stand big and tall. he sighed, reaching for the shower bob and turning the temperature to cold.

guess it was one of those showers, then.