dad jokes //// sulay

nine.

"you look outrageously happy tonight," sehun, junmyeon's roommate commented. junmyeon was beaming, smile never leaving his face. he and yixing said their goodbyes a little while ago, when they both left the bakery because it really was getting late. it was almost eleven, and junmyeon just barely got home, which wasn't like him.

"whatever do you mean?" junmyeon asked, making the two some food. it was just some simple macaroni, since he didn't feel like making a big meal.

"alright, now i know for a fact something is up. spill the tea. something happen with that guy you like? what's his name? yixing?" sehun asked, shutting his laptop close and staring at junmyeon, who was working the stove.

"oh my god he's amazing," junmyeon started to cry, "he's so sweet and nice and a great kisser and he's so sweet-"

"BIBBITY BOBBITY BACK THE FUCK UP, YOU KISSED?" sehun screeched. junmyeon nodded, putting macaroni on a plate for the both of them.

"yes, and oh my god, sehun," junmyeon whined, "he's so good at kissing it's just not fair."

"details. now," sehun grinned, taking the food from junmyeon, "tongue?"

"yep," junmyeon blushed, small smile on his face as he thought of yixing, "and dang, sehun, i'm telling you, he can really work his tongue."

"you know, they say dancers are great in bed," sehun wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. junmyeon turned red, hitting sehun with a chopstick.

"yah!" junmyeon scolded, "don't be gross."

"okay, okay, sorry," sehun laughed, "so, were his lips soft?"

"yeah. soft, yet firm," junmyeon said, "for someone so young, he really knows what he's doing."

"that's a good thing," sehun immediately said, "it means he's had his time to fool around and he's being serious this time."

"yeah," junmyeon nodded. sehun sighed.

"more details. who initiated it?" sehun questioned.

"me," junmyeon said. sehun whistled.

"hyung, you sly fox," the younger teased.

"it just sort of happened. he gave me this speech about how perfect he thought i was, and how he's gonna do his best to make me smile everyday," junmyeon said, "and i stopped thinking and i pressed a quick one on him and then pulled away. i never do that, i always use my brain. but then he kissed me back and bam- fireworks."

"oh my god, it's just like a kdrama," sehun gaped, "i ship it."

"me too," junmyeon nodded, "and god, sehun, he's soooo handsome."

"have you got any photos?" sehun asked. junmyeon was about to say no, but then realized yixing had sent him a selfie he had took the other day.

"yeah, let me find it," junmyeon said. he quickly found it, saved it for... personal... reasons, and then showed it to sehun. sehun's mouth dropped open.