dad jokes //// sulay

twenty-three.

over the next few weeks, junmyeon was absolutely sure he had found his soulmate. when he was sad, yixing knew why, when he was angry, yixing knew why, when he was happy, it was more than likely because of yixing. yixing, yixing, yixing.

"are you sure they won't hate me?" yixing asked nervously as he dried his hair, fresh out of the shower. he was currently wearing a towel around his hips, so low that it threatened to fall off. yet somehow, junmyeon knew it wouldn't.

"they'll love you. now stop being a wuss," sehun said, picking out yixing's clothes. junmyeon rolled his eyes.

"yeah, xing, they'll love you," junmyeon reassured his overly nervous boyfriend, "i mean, they love sehun, and he's the sassiest bitch ever, so they'll definitely like you."

"it's different though. sehun doesn't sleep with you," yixing huffed, water beads rolling down his abs.

"or so you think," sehun said stoically. yixing's eyes narrowed into slits.

"ooh, buddy boy, your ass better be joking," yixing said, obviously getting very, very territorial.

"wow, hyung, you were right. yixing is an overly jealous sugar cube," sehun commented, shifting through yixing's closet.

"i know, right?" junmyeon laughed, scrolling through his instagram feed.

"i'm not overly jealous!"

"yes you are," sehun and junmyeon synchronized. yixing frowned, looking at junmyeon.

"i'm sorry, xing, but you are. you glared at that waiter when he was just taking my order," junmyeon laughed.

"he was flirting with you!" yixing said defensively.

"no he wasn't," junmyeon said, laughing, "he complimented my jacket. that's all he did."

"hold on there, was it your green jacket?" sehun asked junmyeon. the elder nodded.

"yeah, why?"

"he was definitely trying to flirt then. the only people who would compliment that jacket are the blind," sehun said.

"mhmm," yixing agreed, fist bumping sehun.

"you told me you like that jacket," junmyeon rose an eyebrow at yixing.

"well yeah, cause i love you and so i love anything you wear," yixing said, saving himself. junmyeon smiled softly, going back to looking through his cell phone.

"nice save," sehun whispered to him. yixing gave him a secret thumbs up.

"i like the yellow patches," sehun said, pointing to the jeans with the yellow patches.

"thanks. you like the color yellow?" yixing asked.

"oh yeah. it's totally in this season," sehun nodded. yixing gave junmyeon a pointed look, and in return the smaller stuck his tongue out at him before going back to his phone.

"you could wear this," sehun suggested, but then pulling out another outfit, "or this one. it's up to you, you'd rock either one."

"bun, is this more casual or fancy?" yixing asked, continuing to dry his hair.

"lemme ask my mom," junmyeon said, calling his mother since she wasn't great at texting. she answered immediately, junmyeon putting her on speaker.

"my favorite son! greetings!"

"mum, i'm your only son," junmyeon laughed, though pleased, "mum, is dinner tonight gonna be casual or fancy?"

"i don't know yet!" his mother exclaimed happily, "it's thanksgiving night and i still have no clue! let me ask your father!"