dad jokes //// sulay

fifteen.

"xing, come over," junmyeon whined, suffocating himself in stuffed animals, "i'm bored and lonely and boreddddd."

"no, you come over," yixing huffed back, "i went over last night."

"but you're so far awayyyy."

"myeonie, i live less than five minutes away," yixing laughed, "if you come over we can play monopoly."

"alright," junmyeon sighed, "but next time you're coming over. so you can meet sehun properly."

"seems fair," yixing agreed, "we'll just take turns."

"okay," junmyeon said, "SEHUN, I'M GOING OUT, SEE YOU LATER!"

"ALRIGHT, BYE! DON'T DIE!" sehun shouted back.

"I WON'T!" junmyeon shouted back, "oh, crud. forgot you were still on the phone. sorry for the ear rape."

"i'm wearing headphones," yixing groaned, "i think you shattered my eardrum."

"in which case, i'm really sorry for the ear rape," junmyeon laughed, "don't be dramatic."

"so, you almost here or what?" yixing asked, throwing a tennis ball at the wall and catching it when it bounced back.

"xing, i just left. give me a couple minutes," junmyeon giggled, "so, what're you doing?"

"waiting for you, obviously," yixing replied, "lemme go find my monopoly board."

"ah, okay," junmyeon nodded to himself, "hey, i'm in a bad cell zone so i should just hang up now. i'll be at yours soon. do you want me to pick up anything from the convenience store? it's nearby."

"no, i'm good, thanks babe," yixing answered, "i'll see you soon. bye."

"bye," junmyeon responded happily, hanging up and pocketing his phone before continuing to walk to yixing's place. it was really close by, so he didn't bother with taking the car. he had some clothes and a toothbrush in a bag in case it got too late for him to go back home, since monopoly was normally a long game to finish.

before long he was at yixing's place, going up the elevator to get to the floor his apartment was at and then finding the room. he knocked, yixing immediately opening the door. he smiled.

"hey, bunny," yixing grinned, letting junmyeon in, "here, i'll take your bag."

"oh, okay, thanks," junmyeon said, looking around the neat apartment. very clean, homey vibe. he liked it.

"it's cool in here."

"ah, thanks," yixing nodded, setting junmyeon's bag down on the couch, "it's not much, but it's mine."

"i like it," junmyeon shrugged, "you hungry? i can cook, and we can play later."

"sounds good," yixing nodded, leading junmyeon through the living room and into the kitchen. it wasn't anything like at the bakery, but it was clean and big enough so junmyeon didn't mind.

"you're so much cleaner than i am," junmyeon laughed, "my place is literally a pigsty compared to yours."

"well, it's just me, so there's not much mess to clean up," yixing shrugged, sitting down at the table as he saw junmyeon wash his hands before opening the fridge.

"what do you wanna eat?" junmyeon asked. yixing shrugged.

"i don't know, you can pick. i'll eat whatever," yixing responded, smiling softly as he saw junmyeon stare at the contents of the fridge determinedly.

"i can make kimchi stew," junmyeon suggested.

"yeah, that's good," yixing nodded, "works for me."