dad jokes //// sulay

thirty-two.

junmyeon stayed silent in the limousine on the way back home. he didn't even glanced at sehun, staring out the tinted window as thoughts swarmed through his head.

why did he have to stare at me as if i put the stars in the sky and then ripped them out to leave him in darkness?

oh shit, that's right, i fucking did leave him.

god, i want to commit toasterbath.

"junmyeon," sehun said in a sing songy voice, "talk to meeee. don't be a petty bitch."

"you left me to fend for myself with the crowds," junmyeon glared at him, "you left me alone. we don't do that."

"i'm sorry, but i had to handle some business," sehun rolled his eyes, "don't be dramatic."

"what business?" junmyeon asked.

"just some shit with some other fashion designer, nothing important," sehun lies expertly. he wasn't gonna tell his best friend who he ran into, it would only make him cry. he also wasn't going to tell him that he was seeing his ex-boyfriend's little brother, seeing as he would have a heart attack. anson was a big part of sehun's life. if luhan found out about anson, he would obviously know it was his brother's kid and tell yixing, and that was the last thing junmyeon needed to worry about. so, as for now, sehun was going to keep his super secret master plan to himself.

sehun's super secret master plan: step one; date luhan because he liked luhan. step two; easily break the news to junmyeon when he was half-asleep because he was less likely to kill sehun. step three; leave little clues that anson existed for luhan, so that he'd tell yixing. step four; yixing finds out, meets his child, and then talks it out with junmyeon. step five; junmyeon and yixing fall back in love, get married, and everyone is happy and so now sehun could properly date luhan.

yes, it mainly surrounded him and his interest in luhan, but he wasn't being selfish (or so he told himself). anson deserved to know his father (this was true), and junmyeon was miserable without yixing whether or not he accepted that fact (also true).

"oh, okay," junmyeon nodded as the limo pulled up to their big home. junmyeon smiled, ready to see his little boy.

"thanks, mr. juin," junmyeon and sehun said in unison.

"you're welcome, boys. have a nice night," the old man smiled at them before driving off. junmyeon sighed, yawning as he and sehun walked to their front door.

"god, it's late," junmyeon shook his head. midnight. anson should be asleep by now, but he figured he'd let him stay up because it was a friday and he hadn't seen him since the morning.

"annie, i'm home!" junmyeon shouted as sehun opened the door for him.

"mommy!" anson exclaimed happily, both he and jaemin tackling a leg.

"what's up, kiddos?" junmyeon asked happily, picking up the both of them, "did you have fun with grandma?"

"gramma passed out an hour ago," anson laughed, pointing to the couch, "so now me and jae are playing! look, we made a fort!"

"fun," sehun commented, "so you both have just been watching yourselves?"

"mhmm! annie even turned on the security cameras because minji fell asleep, uncle hunnie!" jaemin said happily. sehun smiled at the boy, but then turned to anson, surprised.

"you got the security cameras to work? dude, you're five," sehun said.

"five and a quarter," anson huffed but then beamed at his mom, "momma, you look so pretty! we saw you on tv!"