Namjoon- heat exhaustion

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It's so goddamn hot in England rn so I'm gonna write about it 😂 if you live in the Southern Hemisphere, and it's all cold and wintery for you right now, I envy you. I hate the heat so much. I wish it could just be pleasantly cool all year round. Then I wouldn't have to deal with stupid wasps and bugs and stuff too. Anyway on with the story.

Warning: there is mild swearing in this one so if your sensitive to that then just be careful k cool

Twas a beautiful sunny summers day. The boys were lucky and had ONE FREE DAY TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED!!!! So of course they took this opportunity to enjoy the sun and go somewhere nice- the beach. I mean where else would you go on such a sunny day like this.

All the boys were decked out in their summer gear, wearing shorts and loose shirts, sunglasses and hats. And then there was Yoongi the vampire wearing everything he owns to hide from the sun.
(I'm just thinking of this photo lol ⤵️)

(I'm just thinking of this photo lol ⤵️)

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"Hyung you look like an idiot..." Jungkook says with a smirk once he sees Yoongi.
"I don't care. I care more about protection than I do about fashion. You gotta be safe in the sun." Yoongi says pointing at Jungkook with a bottle of sunscreen and holding it there until jungkook rolls his eyes at takes it.
"...such an old man." He says under his breath as he rubs the sunscreen into his arms.
"He's right Jungkook. You gotta protect yourself from those evil UV rays coming to get you. It's no laughing matter..." Jin says, grabbing the sunscreen bottle of Jungkook and putting some on himself. "...but he does look like an idiot." Jin says seriously, causing Jungkook to burst out laughing.

They all piled into the van, excited for a day away from practicing choreography or recording. It was nice to finally get a day off. Namjoon was especially excited. Of course the only thing on his mind was crabs. They were going to the beach, and of course, that only meant one thing to Namjoon- crabs. He excitedly rambled to no one in particular about how excited he was to see some crabs again. No one was listening though.

"Wah~, so nice" Hoseok says, looking at the beautiful scenery bathed in sunlight, as he got out of the van. The waves were crashing against the shore, and there were a few kids running around on the sand.
"What a great way to spend our day off." Jimin said, jumping out of the van and allowing the sight to sink in.
"WHERE ARE THE CRABS?!" Namjoon shouted with a bright smile as he got out of the van.
"Up your ass." Jungkook said jokingly as he stepped out from the van.
"Jeon Jungkook you are not 15 anymore." Jin said as he closely followed Jungkook out of the van, giving him a light smack on the back of his head.
Taehyung didn't say anything as he stepped out of the van, simply reaching for his camera and barging his way to the front of the group to get a picture of the sea.
Then out stepped Yoongi... still looking like an idiot. "Let's just go so we can find some shade." Yoongi said, already done with the heat.
"Hyung don't be such a downer. Enjoy the sun while it lasts!" Jimin says as he reaches out and pulls of Yoongi's hat. He hisses in return and quickly snatched it back. You wouldn't believe these are seven grown men.

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