Spider-Man One Shots

Peter, a Matchmaker From Heaven

A/N This chapter is pretty gay my dudes. Idk if that needs to be a warning but if you have a problem with it, I guess it sucks to be you.

Word count: 708

Peter saw it. He saw everything. By everything, he meant everything in the tower. He knew who liked who, like the high school gossip girl. He knew who stole the poptarts each week. He knew why the lab blew up every time. And he knew everyone's deepest secrets. But, today his mission was to get people together, because the sexual tension at dinner was too much to handle. He knew Tony like Strange, Thor liked Bruce, Clint liked Natasha, and Steve liked Bucky. He also knew the feeling were mutual between all of them. And he knew exactly how to get them all together. Bruce liked cuddles and movie nights, while Thor liked someone he could share his love of poptarts with. He knew they could both just sit on the couch and Bruce would listen to Thor talk about poptarts for hours. Tony would love for someone to keep him company in his lab while he worked, maybe even give him ideas. And Stephen loves to read his books and show off his new spells, even though he constantly said he wasn't a show-off. Peter only thought they were both assholes that belonged together. Clint loves to shoot targets with his bow and arrow, and Natasha loves to dodge them. One of his easier routes. And finally, his easiest match up of all, Bucky and Steve. Both were frozen in ice for 70 years, so catching up on pop culture was something they'd love bonding over.

Soon Peter's plan was set in stone. He began with Steve and Bucky, travelling through the vents to set up a small pop culture marathon they could have. As soon as it was set up, Peter wrote a small note to Bucky and Steve, one saying 'you should confess' and the other saying 'you should come'.

Peter then started on the training room for Clint and Natasha. He set it up with ten different kinds of bows, twenty kinds of arrows, and thirty different knives, as well as a couple guns for the both of them. He put the same notes in both of their rooms, and moved of to the next 'date without the couple knowing it's a date' date.

He then set up Bruce and Thor's date by laying out Bruce's favourite movies, as well as ten different types of pop tarts. He laid down a bunch of blankets and pillows and made a pillow fort, knowing the two felt better when closely sheltered. He of course finished it with the two signature notes, and left for the next date.

And finally, Tony's and Stephen's date. Peter was lucky and got Wong to help with the date by handing him a large stack of magic books, ones he was sure Stephen hadn't read yet. He set it up in the workshop with some of Tony's new tech. He set up a couch in the corner, knowing fully well the Stephen would force Tony to sleep. He finished it all off with the same two notes, just as the Avengers had returned home.

Peter slowly crept around the tower, spotting Bruce laying with Thor in the pillow fort, eating poptarts and watching a comedy. He didn't miss the two holding hands though. He went to the next area, looking at Steve and Bucky hugging each other passed out with a 'Back to the Future' movie playing in the background. He smiled to himself as he scrambled over to the training room to see Clint on top of Natasha, panting and out of breath. Just then, Natasha pecked Clint's lips before launching him off of her, leaving a flustered Clint of the ground. As Peter left for the final place, he realized it was nearly eleven and should begin patrol soon. He finally reached Tony's workshop to see Stephen murmur something before Tony nodded. Next thing he knew, they were both asleep and well, in each other's arms. Taking that as his cue to leave, he started patrol. Not gonna lie, he may have dropped flowers of to dude he saw having trouble with a girl he had a crush on. This is what Peter did.  And this is what he loved. He just wish he could feel that too.