"Can't nobody hold me down like you."
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•Hazel"Baby can you hurry up?" I asked Chris over the phone. This is the first doctors appointment since we found out I was pregnant and he's already running late.
"Baby i'm coming."
"You were almost here ten minutes ago though. What the fuck does almost here mean to you? Leaving out the damn yard?"
"Hazel i'm not in the mood today."
"I don't give a damn what you're in the mood for. I'm in the mood to get this appointment over with so baby can you please hurry up?"
"Bye Hazel." He hung up.
"Jackass.." I mumbled, shaking my head. Imma call my mama and talk shit. Yep, that's what imma do.
"Yes Hazel Janae?"
"Girl don't be addressing me formally. That makes me think you don't wanna talk to me. You ain't even add the last name."
"Cause I don't like your daddy. What you want?"
"Mommy Chris won't hurry up!"
"And you whining to me about it because? Call him and tell his ass to hurry up."
"I did."
"Well Hazel be patient baby."
"Chris knew all week that we had to go to this doctors appointment and he knew what time we had to be there. We not about to start that shit."
"Hazel he was probably doing something." I rolled my eyes.
"Do you love Chris more than me?"
"Kinda"
"Oop"
"But im just saying, you have anger issues and you're very impatient. You tend to be a bit dramatic sometimes. I bet he's not even that late."
"Sis the appointment was at 2:30 and it's 2:40."
"Oh yeah Chris gotta do better."
"Exactly." I looked up, hearing keys in the door.
"That's him now... ugly fine ass."
"You talking shit about me?" He asked, handing me a Taco Bell bag.
"Aw baby." I smiled, giving him a kiss.
"Shut up. Hey mama!"
"Hey Chris baby. Why are you late boy? Get my baby to her appointment."
"Yes ma'am."
"Don't let it happen again or we gone get a new baby daddy, right Hazel?"
"Right."
"She know better. Come on girl." He pushed me to walk out the door.
"Okay mommy, i'll call you later."
"Okay, tell me how the appointment goes."
"Alright, bye." I hung up and looked over at Chris as we got in the car.
"What?"
"What? Where you was at nigga?"
"Getting your ass something to eat...obviously."