•Hazel
"Chris what in the hell.." I frowned, driving past all these niggaa wrapped around the block.
"What?"
"Nigga what the hell these people lined up for?"
"I'm having a yard sale." I laughed
"Well what did I miss?"
"A week of no social media." I swear you miss a years worth of news when you step off of social media for two minutes.
"Well they gone have to get out the way so I can get through this gate." I said, honking my horn at the pedestrians.
"Stop fool" He said, I guess hearing the horn blow.
"I'm finna run em over, better get your bull horn and tell them to move." He laughed
"Come through the side door, i'm waiting for you."
"Aight" I hung up the phone and did as I was told, pulling up to the side house. I hope he was talking about this side door.
"Wassup?" He asked, opening the door for me.
"Wassup witchu? You ain't invite me to the yard sale. A broke bitch could use some more clothes."
"Girl shut up." We laughed
"Where my baby at?" I asked, following him to the kitchen. He pointed to the couch as we passed it. Poor thing was knocked out.
"What you did to my kid?"
"Made her ass play around so she could get out my face and fall asleep."
"Uh uh, don't you do my baby like that."
"That girl full of energy man. Elbows be in my damn eye socket." I laughed
"Yeah she is busy now." I smiled, looking over at my masterpiece. I love Chris so much for giving me this gift.
"What you doing today?"
"I don't know." I shrugged, eyeing the bowl of chicken salad he had taken out of the refrigerator.
"Slurp that slob up, i'm fixing you a plate."
"Shut up" He shook his head as he scooped a big chunk out of the container and slapped it on the plate, along with crackers.
"Don't be slapping shit on my tray like that Ms. Johnson." I rolled my eyes, sliding the plate closer to me.
"Who raised you?" He laughed, going back in the fridge to get me something to drink.
"Thank you" He nodded and leaned over the counter, watching me eat.
"Umm..privacy please."
"Nope" He said, propping his chin up in the palm of his hand.
"Anyway. Why you got all them niggas out there like that with Riyah in here? You know some of them weirdos."
"Girl, all them security guards out there. Ain't nobody running up in here, trust."
"Mmm, okay gangsta."
"That's right. Aye I gotta take a leak, i'll be back."
"Mhm" I said, logging back into Instagram to see what I had missed since this nigga was having a whole yard sale I ain't knew shit about it.
