•Hazel
"Ma, i'm finna snap your grandchild in half." I complained over the phone. I had half a mind to pop the shit out of her but I didn't wanna be that parent. She's still a baby and technically doesn't know any better.
"Tell my baby gigi on the way to get her cause you not bout to be abusing her." I laughed.
"Can you come for real?"
"No" I sucked my teeth.
"Ma don't start."
"You are really spoiled, do you know that?"
"Yes. Can you come orrr?"
"Only because I heard my granbaby ask for me."
"Girl she ain't said shit bout you." She laughed.
"Shut up before I stay where i'm at."
"Well stay then, shit."
"You know what? I think i'll come and pop you in your slick ass mouth."
"Okay, see you soon." I said cheerfully before hanging up. She was gone end up popping me anyway so might as well do it upon entering.
"Move, get away from me." I said, mushing Sariyah's face. She was a smart ass lil infant. She would do something to make me mad and then be all up on me like she love me so much. Girl move.
"Ma ma ma ma ma ma."
"Daughter daughter daughter." I cheesed seconds after saying that, realizing I really had a kid and somebody really calls me mama. Who would've thought my wild ass would end up with a child?
"So you ain't want nothing, you was just calling my name?" Her head jerked towards the door as someone repeatedly rung the doorbell. She just knew it was her daddy.
"Hey ba-" I was cut off by Sariyah screaming as I opened the door for her bald head ass daddy. I don't know if he was laughing at her screaming or me looking at her disrespectful ass for cutting me off.
"Wassup?" He acknowledged me, giving me the same side hug i've been getting for the longest.
"Can we just hump already?" I asked, half way joking.
"What?" He laughed, taking Riyah out of my hands and kissing her cheek.
"Nothing.." I shook my head, waving it off.
"I mean I heard you."
"Oh..." I wasn't embarrassed because it's not like I don't say crazy shit all the time.
"Why is your mama so crazy?" He asked her, sitting on my bar stool.
"You redecorated in here?" He asked, looking around. I nodded and smiled, proud of my decorating skills.
"Yeah, you like it?"
"It's dope." He nodded, impressed with it as well.
"I thought that was my son in law." Karen grinned, walking in with open arms. Who told sis to just come in?
"Hey mama." He spoke, standing up to hug her with his free hand.
"Hi gigi's baby." Gigi, Meme, I can't. I just scrolled on my phone as her and Chris conversed while she also cooed at Riyah.
"How you got here so fast mama?" I asked, tired of not being apart of the conversation.
"Girl I was already on the way, I was gone surprise you but your aggravating ass just had to invite me."
