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college idiots [pt. 1]

[au: the avengers are in college, kind of a "if avengers: endgame was a group project" type au that went haywire + some things aren't even close to canon due to me trying to be funny so don't get butthurt !!]

tony stark CREATED A CHATROOM

tony stark ADDED steve rogers, nat romanoff, clint barton, bruce banner, carol danvers, thor odinson

tony stark CHANGED THE CHAT NAME TO: the group project that's worth HALF our final grade!!

tony stark: am i forgetting anyone

tony stark: oh yeah oops

tony stark ADDED scott lang

scott lang: hi everyone! :)

steve rogers: tony literally what is the point of this

tony stark: the point of this is to keep all you IDIOTS on track w the project,, i'm not letting my final grade suffer because of you fools

nat romanoff: tea.

thor odinson: are we meeting all together to discuss ideas for the group project or will we be putting our ideas all in this chat?

thor odinson: also my brother would like to know if he can join our project, he is in need of a group :')

tony stark: we're meeting after class on wednesday. i don't care if you're "busy", you will be there. and of course thor, you're brother can join as long as he helps out

thor odinson: thank you dear friend :D

thor odinson ADDED loki odinson

clint barton: is there a reason their parents named them after those gods or were they just being,, "creative"

loki odinson: shut up lint

nat romanoff: i like him he's staying

clint barton: but babe he's mean to me :(

nat romanoff: yes, that's why he's staying

loki odinson: ight losers so i'll do the poster if y'all get me the info. i already have all the stuff for it so hope no one claimed that job already and if they did too bad it's mine now

carol danvers: i literally have no idea who this guy is but i like him and he's definitely staying

loki odinson: i'm the guy who sits behind you and always whispers all those gay unneeded comments

carol danvers: THATS YOU OH MY GOD

loki odinson: yea hope you don't mind because it's not stopping anytime soon

carol danvers: your comments are the only thing that keep me from flipping a desk and leaving,, we stan

tony stark: can we get back on track pls??

tony stark: i didn't make this for it to become a get to know thor's brother chat

loki odinson: and i didn't come here to be treated as royalty but some things you just can't stop

tony stark: i can and will kick you out

loki odinson: have fun finding someone else who will do the poster, especially after seeing how many people love me here :)

carol danvers: don't you even THINK about kicking him out

nat romanoff: we will just add him right back :) who's the idiot now tones

tony stark: NAT I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS

nat romanoff: well loki is now also my bud and you know what i'll do for my buds

nat romanoff: do i need to remind you of the time you tried to prank clint

tony stark: i wwill not kick loki outt of the chat miss romanoff pleasse don't hurt me

nat romanoff: :)

nat romanoff: alright seriously though i am ONE class away from finishing this year with all good grades and that one class is this one so you all better pull your weight or we WILL have problems. you all know how i handle my "problems" :)

steve rogers: yes miss romanoff

thor odinson: yes miss romanoff

clint barton: yes miss romanoff

scott lang: yes miss romanoff

bruce banner: i'm behind and don't know why we're saying this but yes miss romanoff

carol danvers: yes miss romanoff ;)

nat romanoff: i'm sorry what was that carol

carol danvers: nnothing miss romanoff i'm sorry

nat romanoff: that's what i thought.

tony stark: lit rally,, how .. did you do that

nat romanoff: don't ask questions just accept it

tony stark: alrighty anyway!! now that we're all on the same page we are meeting on wednesday after classes. if any of you aren't there nat will not hesitate to track you down. you better be there :)

loki odinson: this chat became so threatening so quickly

loki odinson: i LOVE it