a (chaotic) tea spilling sesh

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clint barton CREATED A CHATROOM

clint barton ADDED natasha romanoff, tony stark, thor odinson, bruce banner, steve rogers, james barnes, james rhodes, wanda maximoff, AND hope van dyne

clint barton NAMED THE CHAT: the cool avengers

clint barton: hey mtv welcome to my chatroom

tony stark: i already regret giving everyone chatroom rights

clint barton: you're not gonna regret it for long

clint barton: i have TEA.

steve rogers: am i supposed to know what that means

clint barton: yes

natasha romanoff: yes

tony stark: yes

hope van dyne: yes

james barnes: yes

james barnes: also can someone PLEASE change my name this is gross

clint barton CHANGED james barnes TO bucket barns

bucket barns: ah yes. much better. thank you lint

tony stark: I PROGRAMMED THESE CHATS  SO THAT YOU COULDN'T CHANGE THE NAMES LITERLALY HOW DID YOU DO THAT

clint barton: everyone thinks i'm the dumb one but no. i can hack and stuff

natasha romanoff: "i can hack and stuff" remind me again why we're together

clint barton: easy. i hacked you. you didn't like me before then BAM you liked me it's called hacking luv xx

natasha romanoff: why is that lowkey kinda cute

clint barton: see tony look at how good at hacking i am

tony stark: change bucky's name back.

bucket barns: touch my name tony and you'll finally find out how much hydra trained me

tony stark: OKOAY SO HIS CAN STAY

bucket barns: that's what i thought xoxo

clint barton: hey bucket are you willing to extend that threat to if he touches anyone's name?

bucket barns: anything for you linty boo<3

clint barton CHANGED natasha romanoff TO scary redhead

clint barton CHANGED wanda maximoff TO wooshy redhead

wooshy redhead: i'm not arguing with my name but what does it even mean

clint barton: your hands. they do the wooshy red thing

wooshy redhead: you mean my telekinesis?

clint barton: wooshy red thing

clint barton CHANGED steve rogers TO stove rodgers

stove rodgers: for once i agree with tony, clint change the names back.

clint barton: you weren't arguing until i gave you your actual name stoven grate rodgers

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