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"i pulled a tony"

[ this is basically just clintasha fluff/angst/comfort all in one because they're so babie sorry i love them so much,, but i saw a prompt somewhere and it made me think of nat and then it turned into this whoops ]

natasha romanoff CREATED A CHATROOM

natasha romanoff ADDED tony stark, steve rogers, clint barton, james barnes, AND wanda maximoff

natasha romanoff NAMED THE CHATROOM: i pulled a tony

natasha romanoff: hi everyone

natasha romanoff: before we get started, clint do your thing

clint barton: heh eeh he okay

clint barton CHANGED natasha romanoff TO stabby spy

clint barton CHANGED tony stark TO iron spy

clint barton CHANGED steve rogers TO captain spy

clint barton CHANGED james barnes TO snowy spy

clint barton CHANGED wanda maximoff TO magic spy

clint barton CHANGED clint barton TO sneaky spy

sneaky spy: okay i'm done thank you natty<3

iron spy: nat do you want to explain the chatroom name?

stabby spy: haha funny you bring that up

stabby spy: so i might've done a thing

captain spy: what do you mean a "thing"

snowy spy: uh this is interesting and all but i have a quick question before we get into that, clint why am i the snowy spy i'm confused

sneaky spy: it's easy. snow = winter, winter = you

snowy spy: ah, of course, i should've known

snowy spy: you may continue miss natasha

stabby spy: are there other questions because i can ttotally answer them now if there are any questions ever

magic spy: nat seems,, nervous?? i'm scared what's going on is someone dead in the lobby or something

iron spy: nat

iron spy: is someone dead in the lobby

stabby spy: NOOOOO no one's dead in the lobby it's fine you know what i shouldn't of made this chat it's fine

captain spy: nat you sound like you're in trouble is everything okay? you can talk to us

sneaky spy: yeah wait nat are you okay do you want me to find you i can if you need it

stabby spy: yeah yeah i'm okay i'm fine i told you guys i just

stabby spy: i kinda maybe pulled a tony?

iron spy: i still don't understand what that means but i'm afraid

stabby spy: okay so lemme start from the beginning

stabby spy: i was walking thru the city cuz i was doing a little shopping, i was getting clint his anniversary present and after i thought i'd just do some casual shopping cuz why not and this little girl runs up to me. i swear she was probably like seven at the oldest, and she was tinyyy. she tugs on my shirt and digs into her pockets, then pulls out a few dollars and some change and pushes it into my hands. and my first instinct is to ask why she's doing this, right? like any normal person would do, right?