𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐗! | 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎

the one-man circus is in town

bucky barnes CREATED A CHATROOM

bucky barnes ADDED natasha romanoff

bucky barnes NAMED THE CHATROOM: dumb and dumber except i'm both

bucky barnes: natasha we have a problem

bucky barnes: natasha

bucky barnes: NATASHA I NEED HELP

bucky barnes: NATASHA ANSWER ME NOW??/?//?

natasha romanoff: if you aren't dying it's not that big of a problem

bucky barnes: you're going to take back that comment once i tell you what happened

natasha romanoff: alright... i'm waiting...

bucky barnes: so uh

bucky barnes: someone maybe asked me out

bucky barnes: and i meant to say yes but i think i said no

natasha romanoff: okay first. How Are You so Dumb? and second this involves me because..

bucky barnes: i Don't Know and because you're my best friend obviously

natasha romanoff: there's an and isn't there

bucky barnes: and

bucky barnes: it may or may not have been sam

natasha romanoff: WOAH WOAH WOAH

natasha romanoff: NEXT TIME LEAD WITH THE FACT THAT SAM ASKED YOU OUT

natasha romanoff: I'VE ONLY BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU TWO TOGETHER FOR MONTHS NOW

bucky barnes: oh so once sam's a part of the situation you care?? i feel loved.

natasha romanoff: okayokayokay i'm sorry i'm listening what's the problem

bucky barnes: idk maybe i should go talk to tony or something

bucky barnes: maybe wanda, i bet she'll care about me

natasha romanoff: oh so you get all touchy when i talk about sam but you bring up my crush like it's nothing?? tread lightly barnes

bucky barnes: that's NOTHING compared to the stunts you pulled to try to get me and sam together. don't even try me. i'm surprised sam even asked me out

bucky barnes: unless this was your doing... DID YOU THREATEN HIM???? it's the only logical solution

natasha romanoff: please. i don't threaten my friends.

bucky barnes: that is Such A Lie and you know it. you literally threaten to end my life in an assortment of ways on the daily

natasha romanoff: my god can you stop being so overdramatic about everything and just tell me what your problem is i need to get to the grocery store and the library before they close

bucky barnes: ...you're literally walking into this joke natalia

natasha romanoff: call me a boomer and i'll make sure your date with sam fails miserably and that he will never ask you out or accept a date with you again

bucky barnes: OKYA OKAY

bucky barnes: and i'm the dramatic one

bucky barnes: anyway so