tony stark IS ONLINE
tony stark: if all of you aren't on in thirty seconds i'm hiring a sharpshooter to target you i am NOT joking
steve rogers, thor odinson, carol danvers, loki odinson, clint barton, scott lang, AND bruce banner ARE ONLINE
tony stark: thank you.
tony stark: so i think it's safe to say that you ALL are dead to me. that presentation literally COULD NOT have gone worse. i hate you all
scott lang: i'm sorry tony i tried my best
tony stark: SCOTT NO YOU DID AMAZING YOU IGNORE THAT COMMENT OKAY??
scott lang: oh okay thank you :')
tony stark: you know what i'm calling everyone out about that too
scott lang: thank you tony but i really don't think that's necessary
tony stark: SCOTT LANG IS THE ONLY MEMBER OF THIS CHAT THAT I RESPECT. he put so much effort into this project, did his part, even helped when SOME PEOPLE didn't do their parts at ALL, and did this all while he was the youngest in the group and barely even knew half of us, the other half he didn't know at ALL. if i were to have to pick a team to survive on an island with scott would be my first pick. y'all can drown
steve rogers: tony we tried our best
tony stark: DON'T EVEN START WITH ME ROGERS YOU DID TERRIBLE AND YOU KNOW IT
steve rogers: but me and thor!! we tried to team up and present our parts together so it made more sense!!
tony stark: and how'd that work out for you
thor odinson: though it was a wise idea, steven, tony is right in thinking that it did not go as well as we had anticipated.
tony stark: OH LOOK AT THAT EVEN YOUR GOOD OLE BUDDY AGREES
clint barton: alright tony chill out
tony stark: barton don't you even TEST ME. you showed up hungover!! exactly how drunk did you get last night??
clint barton: i had a couple drinks at some party what's the big deal??
tony stark: you literally left. halfway through our presentation. to throw up in the bathroom.
clint barton: at least i made it to the bathroom
carol danvers: he got you there bub
tony stark: carol would you like to inform us on where you even were
tony stark: you just decide last minute that you weren't gonna present?? not chill
carol danvers: yeah i didn't want to go lol
tony stark: literally eye–
tony stark: i don't even know what to say to you i'm THAT angry
carol danvers: anna ou that probably means i should get out of the chat huh
tony stark: yeah :) probably :)
carol danvers IS OFFLINE
tony stark: bruce you can stay but you're on THIN ICE buddy
bruce banner: yeah that's valid i didn't do great sorry but you know how i get when i'm presenting
tony stark: i know and that's why i'm not COMPLETELY gonna call you out but i also know your hungover face and you were definitely wearing it today
bruce banner: alright so mayhaps i had a few drinks w clint last night
tony stark: i knew it
bruce banner: at least EYE didn't throw up halfway through tho. i held it in. like a real man
clint barton: don't even try me banner i have videos from last night
bruce banner: i retract all and any statements regarding last night and/or clint barton thank you
clint barton: yeah that's what i thought
scott lang: uh tony can i ask a quick question?
tony stark: of course anything for you scott
scott lang: where was that scary girl who's dating clint for some reason? nat?
clint barton: i'm going to act as if i didn't read that because it was definitely a roast on me
tony stark: she got super sick and couldn't come and the only reason i'm not dragging her for it is because she actually did a lot of the project and kept everyone in line and basically kept me from murdering someone so yeah she's a goddess in pure form
tony stark: long story short she's sick
scott lang: oh okay thank you :')
tony stark: all right everyone you're free to leave. lecture is over.
tony stark: lol wait
tony stark: hello loki.
loki odinson: and here i was thinking i had slipped into the shadows again
tony stark: you did fine. obviously only because of nat's threat from last week but like. you're good. leave or whatever idc
loki odinson: is,, is this a trick,, are you trying to trick me
tony stark: no i literally just can't think of anything bad to say about how you did today and the poster looked really good so yeah i have no bones to pick w you but don't get used to it. i'll be watching you
loki odinson: i should've just joined another group this one makes me nervous–
tony stark: :)
tony stark: glad we all had this talk. have fun doing whatever you losers do when you're not being threatened by either me or nat
tony stark IS OFFLINE
steve rogers: it's crazy how such a small person can invoke so much fear in me
scott lang: he wasn't even mad at me but i'm terrified
clint barton: lol just wait till we get our grades,, if i were you scott i'd leave this chat now before that happens
scott lang: thanks for the heads up
scott lang: i'll probably just leave now because the last time i turned my phone off after being in this chat i opened it to over 100 texts and at least half of them were about how hot nat was when she was threatening people so
scott lang: i'm outta here, thanks for having me :')
scott lang HAS LEFT THE CHAT
clint barton: that kid was so babie oh my god
loki odinson: soft vibes
clint barton: FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY LANGUAGE,, i take back all the mean things i said about you you can most definitely stay
loki odinson: i honestly couldn't care less whether you want me in this chat or not
clint barton: you're so mean to me :(
loki odinson: get used to it
[end of college au]
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