[ this is sort of an extension from "a (chaotic) tea spilling sesh", but it's its own au if that makes sense. all of the stuff that happened in that chapter is still relevant to this au but this au has a different plot,, i'm probably making zero sense but oh well ! ]
clint barton CREATED A CHATROOM
clint barton ADDED tony stark, james rhodes, steve rogers, sam wilson, bucky barnes, peter parker, natasha romanoff, hope van dyne, AND scott lang
clint barton NAMED THE CHATROOM: let's all sing the road song
clint barton: maybe we should all sing the road song
peter parker: road road road road road road road road
clint barton: tony i am SO proud of your kid he's mine now
peter parker: mr hawkeye sir that is lit rally my favorite song
clint barton: nat we're taking peter
natasha romanoff: i'm way ahead of you his room is already all made up
natasha romanoff: peter come live with us instead of tony. you can have cookies whenever you want, i make chocolate chip all the time but whatever you want i will make just say the word
clint barton: your bedtime is never i can even teach you how to shoot arrows
peter parker: hhhh omg i'll be there in ten minutes sorry old dad hello new dad and new mom
tony stark: woah woah woah wait no you can't just take my kid
natasha romanoff: well we just did sorry stark he's a romanoff-barton now
clint barton CHANGED peter parker TO peter romanoff-barton
clint barton: see look at that no take-backsies
sam wilson: can i be the cool uncle that takes him for ice cream for like no reason at two in the morning
clint barton: of course, as we established his bedtime is never so you can take him whenever you want uncle sam
bucky barnes: aww cute congrats on the kid you guys!! also finally my name is fixed thanks tonie
tony stark: NO DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM YOU GUYS n ur welcome bucky
clint barton: anywho now that that's all sorted out i would like to announce
clint barton: everyone in this chat is going on a road trip
scott lang: wait are you serious omg
scott lang: i can be there in 30 min when are we leaving
hope van dyne IS ONLINE
hope van dyne: what just happened scott jumped up from his chair in a sweat yelling incoherently and dashed up the stairs,, i've never seen him move so quick in his life did you guys threaten to bomb the house or something
hope van dyne: ah wait i've just caught up i see. and that sounds like a fun idea! scott and i can be there tomorrow morning, it takes about two hours to get to the facility despite what scott said in the last text, or we can just meet you guys wherever you guys are going :)
clint barton: i was thinking that we'd go to the ocean! we'd pass you guys on our way so you don't have to worry, i already planned out the route we can take and we can pick you up. i was hoping to leave tomorrow morning at eight since none of us have missions for tomorrow, sorry scott and hope for the short notice, we understand if you can't make it since it's a pretty sudden idea
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