Desime Diaries

Incorrect Quotes #Juniors

Maapin Emo, akhir" ini kehabisan konten, jadinya ngepost Incorrect Quotes terus. Lagi demen banget. :")

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Rebel: Honey asked me how my day was and I didn't know if I should say good or okay so I panicked.

Violence: And what did you say?

Rebel: Gay.

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Rabid: Every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Chaos: I don't disagree with you but I do kinda wanna fight if you're down.

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Determination, sighing: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Courage, on top of a chair: Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing on lava.

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Mercy: I love nature, but nature doesn't love me.

[later that night]

Murder, talking to plants and sleeping birds: Listen up, chucklefucks. You better start loving Mercy or we're gonna have a problem.

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Thriftless: I want to see us grow old together.

Chaos: Are you assuming I want to live?

Thriftless, tearing up: Are you okay?

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Spite: Those moments when straight people assume you're one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent.

Love: Lesbionage.

Slander: Bi spy.

Addiction: It's an ace case.

Rebel: Secret gaygent.

Determination: PAN WITH A PLAN.

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Defilement: Guys are hot.

Defilement: Girls are hot.

Defilement: Why is everyone so hot?

Thriftless, not looking up from her screen: Global warming.

#i think this has been done

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Drunken: Would you kiss me for 20 bucks?

Steal: I was gonna kiss you for free but —

Drunken: Wait —

Steal: No, now I want the 20.

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