Desime Diaries

Incorrect Quotes #Random

Karena Emo terlalu malas mengganti judul chapter—chapter sebelumnya, dan tidak mau mengganggu notifikasi pembaca, Emo mulai dari sini saja. Mulai chapter ini, chapter Jokes akan dinamakan Incorrect Quotes. Kecuali Emo memang mau mengunggah candaan.

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Mischievous, to the Unrestrained Sins: Alright listen up, you little shits.

Mischievous: Not you, Cowardice.

Mischievous: You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.

#mischievous cares for cowardice #fight me

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Lust, putting honey in her tea: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce.

Chastity: Do you accept constructive criticism on your sentences?

Lust: nah.

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Courage: I have no fear.

Honesty: What if you woke up one day and Diligence turns out to be a sin?

Courage: I have one fear.

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Charity: Stop saying I wish and start saying I will, spread positivity.

Greed: I will I had friends.

#if you think about it #GREED HAS NO FRIENDS #it makes me really sad

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Prejudice: Roses are wet, violets are wet, everything is wet.

Prejudice: Please stop raining, I wanna play.

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Envy: Can you not do that? I'm claustrophobic.

Rion: What does that mean?

Kindness: I think he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Envy: What, no—

Rion: HO HO HO!

Kindness: Stop it, you're scaring him.

#new headcanon: envy is claustrophobic

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Murder: Oh no, you're getting an idea aren't you?

Violence: Yeah.

Murder: Is this idea going to get me in trouble?

Violence: Maybe, yeah.

Murder: Is this idea going to cause me physical pain?

Violence: Oh, yes, definitely.

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Honesty: You lied?

Rebel: I may have.

Honesty: You may have, or you did?

Rebel:

Rebel: I may have did.

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Waiter: What can I get you?

Gluttony: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Temperance: Aww, Glu—

Gluttony, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can fucking drink this.

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Lust: I didn't drink that much last night.

Chastity: You were flirting with me.

Lust: So what? You're my girlfriend.

Chastity: You asked if I was single.

Chastity: And cried when I said I wasn't.

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Greed: Where is my fucking tie?

Charity, helping Neith study: Avarie, children are present. Can't you use nicer words?

Greed:

Greed: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking tie?

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Chastity: Oh, fiddlesticks. That really ruffled my feathers.

Lust, crying: Please, just say FUCK.

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Adjudicate: I'm trash, not gonna lie.

Pride: And it's my job to take you out, because I care about the environment. How does 7 PM sound?

Adjudicate: You smooth motherfu— yeah, seven's fine.

#dont tell me this didn't happen back then

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Diligence: Sloth, have you even made a dent to the reading list I gave you?

Sloth: I finished it.

Diligence: You finished all eleven books?

Sloth: I meant I finished reading the list.

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Shit, Emo lupa hafalin pidato. :"V