Desime Diaries

Incorrect Quotes #Random

Rebel: [pulls out gun]

Honesty: Rebel, I said no guns!

Rebel: I thought you said no gum.

Honesty: But you're also chewing gum.

Rebel, blowing a bubble: I'm a wildcard.

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Lust, creating a will: And to my rival, Chastity, I give the world's coolest shades because God knows the woman has no fashion sense.

Lust's lawyer: You wanna give who what why now?

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Computer system: Please type in a password.

Wrath: [types Patience]

Computer system: Password is too weak.

Wrath, aggressively smashing the computer: Say that again you FU—

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Chaos: Why is Ignorance hiding in the closet—

Thriftless: The Duolingo Owl kept messaging him.

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Greed: So, I found out you were the one who made Charity break up with me.

Diligence: Yes, you're welcome.

Greed: I am not happy about it.

Diligence: Okay, fine. Here are two thousand spirit points for you to move on.

Greed: I can’t believe you think I’ll forgive you for breaking my relationship with money.

Diligence: [adds three thousand more spirit points]

Greed:

Greed: Charity who?

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Courage: Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?

Violence: Should I not have?

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Determination: I will put my A down to make A.

Honesty: And I will add on to your A to make AT.

Courage: I will add on to your AT to make RAT.

Knowledge: And I will add on to your RAT to make BIOSTRATOGRAPHIC.

Courage: [flips the Scrabble board]

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Sorry, Emo kekurangan asupan. :"