Spitfire One-Shot Collection

Three Amigos✅-By RedSpazz-

AN: This is super short, just something fun I thought of. Enjoy!

Artemis and Wally were asked to attend a party at one of Artemis' friends from Gotham North High. As per usual they brought along Dick because the three of them separated was not an option. Specifically for Dick. Ever since Wally and Artemis started dating he had insisted on hanging out with them every chance he could get. "To make sure my best friend doesn't blow the best relationship he's got, and you know because I'm lonely without him" Dick would say.

Artemis and Wally didn't really mind. They got plenty of alone time when Dick was off doing the whole dynamic duo thing with Batman.

       Dick, being 14, usually tended to throw people off when he would show up at these parties and fit right in as if he was 16 or 17. Although, he did tend to have quirks that left people dumbfounded and speechless. He was Bruce Wayne's son though, he was going to have quirks!

        Dick was currently explaining to a few girls how great it was to be rich so he could donate to charities when suddenly a large man came up and grabbed Dick by the shoulders and slammed him into the wall.

        "What are you doing with my girlfriend dude! You're like twelve!!!"

        Dick winced as the guy pushed him harder into the now dented wall.

       "I was just talking man! It's not like I was going to do anything! I'm not even legal! Besides, she came to me!"

         The man growled as he raised his fist to slam it into Dick's face when the reason for this fight screamed and grabbed the mans arm.

        "Don't you dare hurt him! He's just a nice kid! Seriously, David, don't you touch him!"

         This only seemed to make David angrier and he once again raised his fist to hit Dick. Dick, however, saw this coming and was able to squeeze out of David's grasp just quick enough to duck the punch. David's hand went right through the wall and he screamed in pain as he flung his other hand out in rage to try and catch Dick.

      Dick cackled his signature cackle and swiftly ducked another blow. He figured that issuing evasive manoeuvres was the best way to keep his identity a secret. If he started throwing punches himself he would likely take David down in a few hits and make people start  to wonder.

          Dick slipped under another punch as he laughed again at how red David's face was getting. There was now a large crowd gathered around the two as David tried his hardest to beat the crap out of Dick, and Dick casually evaded every punch and kick that was thrown at him.

        Many people in the crowd began to cheer for Dick as he did a few flips to avoid a kick to the stomach. Few people were screaming at David telling him to man up and just take the "kid" down already.

       Near the very back of the crowd were Wally and Artemis with Artemis' friend, Bette. Artemis was pinching the bridge of her nose while Wally was laughing at the whole ordeal.

      Bette looked on in horror, not because her house was being destroyed(she was rich, things like that really didn't worry her), but because she was positive that David was about to either pass it or puke from exhaustion. She looked worriedly toward Artemis and Wally as she asked,

      "Who the heck is this kid!?"

     Wally laughed as Artemis pinched her nose again as she casually spoke,

                 "He's ours."

The End!

AN: HOPE YOU LIKED IT! I know it's super short but sometimes short is sweet. You should really check out my new story, "Of Pickpockets and Conmen" it's an AU story. There's a better description in the actuall story.
Thanks for reading!
-RedSpazz